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Boston vs. San Francisco

Discussion in 'Social Life, Food & Drink, Travel' started by mordecai, Jul 7, 2011.

  1. itsstillmatt

    itsstillmatt The Liberator Dubiously Honored

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    The wild and the pure.
    but the fake tits arms race out there is completely charmless.


    - B


    bah.
     


  2. alliswell

    alliswell Senior member

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    The citizens are almost the same. Bostonians are more inbred and have that anger at having once been relevant, while San Franciscans are just mad they will never be.

    Boston's America's appendix. SF is America's anus. The denizens of each are fit for function.

    /Go Sox.
     


  3. voxsartoria

    voxsartoria Goon member

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    voxsartoria Goon member

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  5. Manton

    Manton RINO Dubiously Honored

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    A bit of fake tit can be very nice. My wife and I agree on this.


    - B


    I hate them.

    Oh, and SF used to be relevant but it's been a while. Actually, you could say that with its recolonization by Silicon Valley it is more relevant than ever, but in the cultural and business sense it used be the capital of the US west of the Mississippi and was for about 100 years. That's not bad.
     


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    voxsartoria Goon member

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  7. alliswell

    alliswell Senior member

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    What city is the penor?

    DC?

    [​IMG]


    - B


    Country's got an armpit - Houston, represent - and no other organs. Used to have three dicks that would shoot you full of metal right around Pittsburgh, Detroit and Huntsville but we stopped making shit sometime back when the Gipper was restoring America's greatness.
     


  8. CouttsClient

    CouttsClient Senior member

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    What city is the penor?

    DC?

    [​IMG]


    - B

    DC does have the reputation of fucking everyone over...
     


  9. mordecai

    mordecai Immoderator

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    I guess I got there too late. I've always liked LA much more.

    The area in between is some sort of paradise, right?


    - B


    Trick question. There is no area between fake tits.

    Please stay focused guys.
     


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    voxsartoria Goon member

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  12. erictheobscure

    erictheobscure Senior member

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    Anyway, what made us laugh was that every female LA resident at this party...regardless of age...looked exactly the same:

    - Fake blond hair
    - Makeup caked on sun damaged skin
    - And gigantic, fake tits...I mean, like fucking basketballs

    Every single one. It's like some Okie rewrote the Stepford Wives.

    - B


    I grew up in L.A. (okay, okay, the suburbs thereof, but always in Los Angeles proper), and didn't know anyone with big fake boobs. I think I was raised wrong.

    I also had no idea I was living in the porn capital of the world, but I attribute that to the fact that porn still wasn't very mainstream.
     


  13. mordecai

    mordecai Immoderator

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    My girlfriend is busty but most of our friends are average chested. I've certainly known some implants though, and some pornstars.
     


  14. moddey

    moddey Well-Known Member

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    I lived twelve years in Boston...now eight in San Francisco. It's a toss up. Food is definitely better in SF. Bookstores were better in Boston. Boston is closer to NYC and Paris, where I'd rather be.
     


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    alliswell Senior member

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    If DC is the penor, what is Baltimore?

    The Kwilk?

    [​IMG]


    - B


    T'ain't DC; t'ain't Philly... fuck it ain't even Rehoboth [​IMG]
     


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