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Bouji

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My partner insisted that we have a 'relaxing' holiday!

So, I find myself in a large home in the English countryside, so far, in just under 6 days, I have done the following:

- Watched Casino Royal three times
- Watched 'The Good Life' twice
- Watched 'Never say Never' once
- Got totally sloshed on Gin twice, and wine once
- Stared at empty roads, and trees
- Shagged, untill it hurts

Tonight we went to a Chinese restaurant, although the place looked quite nice, the food was like a bad takeaway from the wrong side of Hackney. Also, we were the only two people dining in the restaurant.
On our way back, while we were driving, I noticed that, the streets were free of people walking (I think I saw 3 whole humans on a 7 mile drive), and there were very few cars. Also, every single house had no lights on, and no sign of human actvity inside. I just cannot help but wonder what the locals do in the evenings/weekends....

I cannot understand
a. What people in the countryside do.
b. Where they have all gone.
c. What I should do to pass my time.

I have asked my girlfriend if we can go back to London earlier than planned, but she violently refuses.
 

DNW

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Man, that sounds so boring it hurts. Hey, at least you have the interweb.
 

sho'nuff

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Originally Posted by Bouji
My partner insisted that we have a 'relaxing' holiday!

So, I find myself in a large home in the English countryside, so far, in just under 6 days, I have done the following:

- Watched Casino Royal three times
- Watched 'The Good Life' twice
- Watched 'Never say Never' once
- Got totally sloshed on Gin twice, and wine once
- Stared at empty roads, and trees
- Shagged, untill it hurts

Tonight we went to a Chinese restaurant, although the place looked quite nice, the food was like a bad takeaway from the wrong side of Hackney. Also, we were the only two people dining in the restaurant.
On our way back, while we were driving, I noticed that, the streets were free of people walking (I think I saw 3 whole humans on a 7 mile drive), and there were very few cars. Also, every single house had no lights on, and no sign of human actvity inside. I just cannot help but wonder what the locals do in the evenings/weekends....

I cannot understand
a. What people in the countryside do.
b. Where they have all gone.
c. What I should do to pass my time.

I have asked my girlfriend if we can go back to London earlier than planned, but she violently refuses.




hehhehhhehe. nice. funny story.
sometimes the woman have reasons beyond what we can comprehend. keep watching those movies.
 

Bouji

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Originally Posted by diorshoe
hehhehhhehe. nice. funny story.
sometimes the woman have reasons beyond what we can comprehend. keep watching those movies.


Elaborate please.
 

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seanchai

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Wow. Are you at least relaxed? I feel for you.

Where in the countryside are you?
 

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Originally Posted by seanchai
Wow. Are you at least relaxed? I feel for you.

Where in the countryside are you?


The first day I was relaxed now I am tense, because there is nothing to do I have to drive 5 miles to ger a newspaper, 15 miles for groceries, and 25 miles for a branch of my bank! In London I do not even use a car for such things!

I'm in Worcestershire.
 

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Many people in the countryside know how to read. If you're not experiencing the world-ending downpour in that part of England, you should know that you're allowed to go for a walk even if no one else is. Finally: get a hobby.
 

acidboy

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I think your girlfriend just wants a long period of intimacy.
 

vaclava krishna

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Please do not, turn for the, bottle.
 

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you're on vacation in what sounds like a very nice place. quit complaining. -___-
 

lakewolf

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Find more inventive ways to shag her...

Read a book and enjoy the nature
 

CTGuy

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You should read a book, cook a meal from scratch, sit outside and take a nap, go hiking, go for a bike ride, go fishing, do some writing, do some drawing.

Have some imagination.
 

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