blind date

[adamsnez]

so what happens if you go on a blind date, and she turns out looking like a total hawg?
im talkin like, "suueeeweeeee!" (Homer Simpson)

 

[West24]

if she looks narsty, be like hi are you (lets say her name is jen) jen? if its her and shes nasty, just be like oh ok, because my dates name isnt jen, so i guess thats not you.

 

[adamsnez]

Originally Posted by West24

come in doing your best stevie wonder impression, and then ask her where her seeing eye dog is. and be like, WTF i thought this was a blind date!

hilarious. a sure-fire way to start it off, granted she's not a B

 

[sho'nuff]

A joke date? I hope the other person is in on the joke as well or else it would be unfair for her and a waste of time.

If she is on the joke then have fun. Who knows it may turn out serious. I met my wife on a blind date.

 

[acidboy]

Originally Posted by sho'nuff

A joke date? I hope the other person is in on the joke as well or else it would be unfair for her and a waste of time.

If she is on the joke then have fun. Who knows it may turn out serious. I met my wife on a blind date.

+1. Met my wife on a blind date too. Actually the first date wasn't great, wasn't bad either. But things turned for the better as we went out more often. But she might disagree with you there.

 

[sho'nuff]

that is sweetness , brother.

true everlasting love comes from the most surprising sources.

on our first date, i fell in love with my honey at first sight.
not for her. she told me later after we married that on the first date i had crud on my glasses and ear hair galore that i forgot to pluck out.

 

[acidboy]

Originally Posted by sho'nuff

that is sweetness , brother.

true everlasting love comes from the most surprising sources.

on our first date, i fell in love with my honey at first sight.
not for her. she told me later after we married that on the first date i had crud on my glasses and ear hair galore that i forgot to pluck out.

Ah- that first date.... my wife still remembers me wearing this hideous silk-like shirt in ecru with vertical navy stripes on the front, and I still remember trying to act normal when she accidentally sipped mustard dip thinking it was soup.

 

[sho'nuff]

Originally Posted by acidicboy

Ah- that first date.... my wife still remembers me wearing this hideous silk-like shirt in ecru with vertical navy stripes on the front, and I still remember trying to act normal when she accidentally sipped mustard dip thinking it was soup.

lol that is funny. great memories. that meant she was really into you to have made a slip up like that!

 

[Thomas]

Originally Posted by West24

if she looks narsty, be like hi are you (lets say her name is jen) jen? if its her and shes nasty, just be like oh ok, because my dates name isnt jen, so i guess thats not you.

Reminds me of the Bacardi black commercial. Have to search that one.

 

[j]

Originally Posted by West24

come in doing your best stevie wonder impression, and then ask her where her seeing eye dog is. and be like, WTF i thought this was a blind date!

Originally Posted by West24

if she looks narsty, be like hi are you (lets say her name is jen) jen? if its her and shes nasty, just be like oh ok, because my dates name isnt jen, so i guess thats not you.