Tito Ortiz. Dude is ripped, extremely obnoxious (remember the "Gay Metzger is my Bitch" shirt?), has bleached blonde hair, wears trunks with flames on them, and is dating a porn star. Hell, I nominate him for time's biggest douchebag. EDIT: I also just found out he's on a reality TV show. Ripped, and with that ridiculously large head and jaw, pretty much a mortal lock for serious steroid and HGH use. Douche to the max!