Biggest Douchebag in Sports?

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  1. Brian278

    Brian278 Senior member

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    Sabattini is a quality pick for douchiness. I had no idea he took a bride.

    Ian Poulter ran his mouth off a bit much as well, taking aim at Tiger earlier this season, to absolutely no avail. For that matter, any golfer who talks trash.


    Poulter, to his credit, claimed he was misquoted and stated very clearly what he meant, which I found in no way douchey. I don't mind a golfer talking trash, but like any sport, you have to be able to back it up. Which is why talking trash to Tiger makes you look like a douche.

    Bill Walker.

    The Kansas State player?
     


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    Thracozaag Senior member

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    The Kansas State player?


    Bingo.
     


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    Brian278 Senior member

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    Bingo.

    Explain. Also, you wouldn't be a Jayhawks fan, would you?
     


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    Thracozaag Senior member

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    I would imagine any player pissing into a towel courtside would shoot anyone towards the top of a d-bag list.
     


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    If we're sticking to non-criminal behavior, I nominate Tony Dungy for hypocrite of the year:

    - Claims he is thinking of resigning due to family considerations, but ends up staying and shipping his family off to another city.
    - Claims to be a great dad, but has problem children.
    - Writes a book and gives it the same title as Rosa Parks, because, you know, Dungy and Rosa Parks are about equals in terms of influence on African American history.
    - Associates himself with anti-gay interest groups.
    - Doesn't let up with the holier-than-thou attitide.

    This entire entry seems more than a tad harsh. The point I bolded is particularly grating. Are you a parent? It can happen, in spite of a parent's best efforts.
     


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    Brian278 Senior member

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    I would imagine any player pissing into a towel courtside would shoot anyone towards the top of a d-bag list.

    Oh, you're definitely a Jayhawks fan. I thought you were going to say he punched a coach in the throat or something.

    IIRC, it was right before overtime was going to start, and he obviously didn't think he had time to make it to a toilet. It's pretty gross, but I can't in good conscience place him among the other fine D-bag contenders mentioned here based on this incident alone.
     


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    Thracozaag Senior member

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    Oh, you're definitely a Jayhawks fan. I thought you were going to say he punched a coach in the throat or something.

    IIRC, it was right before overtime was going to start, and he obviously didn't think he had time to make it to a toilet. It's pretty gross, but I can't in good conscience place him among the other fine D-bag contenders mentioned here based on this incident alone.


    There's more, but you wouldn't take my points seriously since I'm a Jayhawks fan.[​IMG]
     


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    I would imagine any player pissing into a towel courtside would shoot anyone towards the top of a d-bag list.
    [​IMG]Admittedly, more than a little embarrassing, but as long as he made a reasonable effort to be discreet, what's a committed player to do? Bag out on his team at a critical time to go wee-wee in private?
     


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    Thracozaag Senior member

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    [​IMG]Admittedly, more than a little embarrassing, but as long as he made a reasonable effort to be discreet, what's a committed player to do? Bag out on his team at a critical time to go wee-wee in private?

    I'm wondering what poor sob actually had to remove said towel.....
     


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    +2 on Howard Eskin

    Are sports-radio guys qualified?

    Colin Cowherd

    Howard Eskin
     


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    It's a tie between Kobe Bryant, Barry Bonds and that unnamed South Florida bike rider with a shaving obsession

    +1 but you had me at Kobe. Douche supreme.

    Michael Vick is up there. [​IMG]
     


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    +1 Cristiano Ronaldo

    Also I feel that Rafael Nadal would be a total douche if you see him at a club or something.
     


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    It's a tie between Kobe Bryant...

    +1 but you had me at Kobe. Douche supreme.

    Michael Vick is up there. [​IMG]


    That's so 2003. [​IMG]

    Lleyton hewitt

    Get the spelling right, you self-proclaimed tennis enthusiast. [​IMG]


    Totally unrelated, but +1 on Cristiano Ronaldo and Joe Buck.
     


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    Tito Ortiz. Dude is ripped, extremely obnoxious (remember the "Gay Metzger is my Bitch" shirt?), has bleached blonde hair, wears trunks with flames on them, and is dating a porn star. Hell, I nominate him for time's biggest douchebag. EDIT: I also just found out he's on a reality TV show.
     


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    Tito Ortiz. Dude is ripped, extremely obnoxious (remember the "Gay Metzger is my Bitch" shirt?), has bleached blonde hair, wears trunks with flames on them, and is dating a porn star. Hell, I nominate him for time's biggest douchebag.

    EDIT: I also just found out he's on a reality TV show.


    Yeah - he's on Celebrity Apprentice, plus he's dating Jenna Jameson who looks really used and skeletal these days.
     


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