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Best response to my craigslist roommate ad yet.

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Bergdorf Goodwill, Aug 15, 2007.

  1. Bergdorf Goodwill

    Bergdorf Goodwill Senior member

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    Well I guess I SOULD TELL YOU THAT I AND MY ROOMMATE ARE A VERY VEEEEERRRRY GAY COUPLE. wE LOVE TO OPEN SEX PARTIES. aRE YOU CUTE? wHATS YOUR SIZE. dO YOU GIVE OR RECEIVE? iF YOU ARENT GAY THATS TOTALLY FINE BUT YOU MUST BE COMFORTABLE. wE CAN TRY TO KEEP IT JUST IN CERTAIN ROOMS. aLTHOUGH SOME CERTAIN SOUNDS HAVE TROUBLE STAYING IN THEM. lET ME KNOW. oH well u probabley want to know about me. I'm 6ft tall 235lbs. SOLID MUSCELE. I ACTUALLY PLACED AT THE ARNOLD AFFAIR THIS PAST YEAR. Im black as coal. my roomate/lover is 6 one and only 119lbs!! He a total rennassiance man. I love him to death. Send me a sexy pic of yuorself pleaseeee! 8---- oo P

    Timmy the Tool Man (hint hint hint)
     
  2. Connemara

    Connemara Senior member

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    Well I guess I SOULD TELL YOU THAT I AND MY ROOMMATE ARE A VERY VEEEEERRRRY GAY COUPLE. wE LOVE TO OPEN SEX PARTIES. aRE YOU CUTE? wHATS YOUR SIZE. dO YOU GIVE OR RECEIVE? iF YOU ARENT GAY THATS TOTALLY FINE BUT YOU MUST BE COMFORTABLE. wE CAN TRY TO KEEP IT JUST IN CERTAIN ROOMS. aLTHOUGH SOME CERTAIN SOUNDS HAVE TROUBLE STAYING IN THEM. lET ME KNOW. oH well u probabley want to know about me. I'm 6ft tall 235lbs. SOLID MUSCELE. I ACTUALLY PLACED AT THE ARNOLD AFFAIR THIS PAST YEAR. Im black as coal. my roomate/lover is 6 one and only 119lbs!! He a total rennassiance man. I love him to death. Send me a sexy pic of yuorself pleaseeee! 8---- oo P

    Timmy the Tool Man (hint hint hint)


    Shit, SoCal moved to Columbus?
     
  3. edmorel

    edmorel Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    Well I guess I SOULD TELL YOU THAT I AND MY ROOMMATE ARE A VERY VEEEEERRRRY GAY COUPLE. wE LOVE TO OPEN SEX PARTIES. aRE YOU CUTE? wHATS YOUR SIZE. dO YOU GIVE OR RECEIVE? iF YOU ARENT GAY THATS TOTALLY FINE BUT YOU MUST BE COMFORTABLE. wE CAN TRY TO KEEP IT JUST IN CERTAIN ROOMS. aLTHOUGH SOME CERTAIN SOUNDS HAVE TROUBLE STAYING IN THEM. lET ME KNOW. oH well u probabley want to know about me. I'm 6ft tall 235lbs. SOLID MUSCELE. I ACTUALLY PLACED AT THE ARNOLD AFFAIR THIS PAST YEAR. Im black as coal. my roomate/lover is 6 one and only 119lbs!! He a total rennassiance man. I love him to death. Send me a sexy pic of yuorself pleaseeee! 8---- oo P

    Timmy the Tool Man (hint hint hint)



    God, so many great jokes that I am going to have to pass on.
     
  4. GQgeek

    GQgeek Senior member

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    God, so many great jokes that I am going to have to pass on.

    It's part of being a mature adult, Ed.
     
  5. WSW

    WSW Senior member

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    So...don't keep us in the dark, when are you moving in!? [​IMG]
     
  6. lawyerdad

    lawyerdad Senior member

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    8---- oo P


    What does this part mean?
     
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    What does this part mean?

    Looks like two testicles perpendicular to each other, must be some gay thing
     
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    Can you post a copy of the picture you sent him?
     
  10. GQgeek

    GQgeek Senior member

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    What does this part mean?

    8===D - - -

    Now what do you think it is? I think the gay guy is a lousy ascii artist.
     
  11. lawyerdad

    lawyerdad Senior member

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    8===D - - -

    Now what do you think it is? I think the gay guy is a lousy ascii artist.


    Well, he's no Jackson Pollock.
     
  12. Bergdorf Goodwill

    Bergdorf Goodwill Senior member

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    Can you post a copy of the picture you sent him?

    I attached/sent no photos.
     
  13. Bergdorf Goodwill

    Bergdorf Goodwill Senior member

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    Since this thread began in stupidity, allow me to make an ad hominem attack:

    GQGeek, why are you so eager to become the annoying kind of American? (reference your signature)
     
  14. GQgeek

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    Since this thread began in stupidity, allow me to make an ad hominem attack:

    GQGeek, why are you so eager to become the annoying kind of American? (reference your signature)


    It's a simpsons quote that someone posted here a long time ago. I put it in my sig over a year ago, long before the thought of moving down there crossed my mind. [​IMG]
     
  15. Bergdorf Goodwill

    Bergdorf Goodwill Senior member

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    Oh, it's gross political Simpsons, alright. It used to be such a good show, too.
     
  16. VMan

    VMan Senior member

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    "Im black as coal."
     
  17. LabelKing

    LabelKing Senior member

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    Shit, SoCal moved to Columbus?

    Is SoCal2NYC "black as coal"?
     
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    Well, he's no Jackson Pollock.

    More of a Jackson Bollocks.
     
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    Bergdorf Goodwill Senior member

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    I will be reduced to so much tubing.
     

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