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Being a douche...

Flambeur

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Originally Posted by VKK3450
Sometimes I like being a douche.

I'll pop that collar.

I drink vodka and red bull because it gets me fucked up and keeps me partying.

I call people "brah", because they are my brahs.

I wear sunglasses at night because I had them on all day and cant be bothered to take them home (and it also allows me to look at girls **** without them noticing).

I'll smoke a cigar, in my underwear, while taking a dump and drinking an ice cold beer.

I give a **** about making money.

I objectify women.

I belittle other men.

Do you deny being a douche?

K


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**** cracks me up, I'm sooo used to it.. I was running without sunglasses yesterday and thinking why all the girls were giving me dirty looks, then I realize - ****, because they can see me checking them out like a pervert that I am..

But yeah I'm pretty much guilty of all those...
 

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Before I go out... I pound a couple of beers while I'm in the shower shaving my chest.

I picked a school where I could rush for a frat before the first day of classes had even started.

My father is my boss.

I own a Ferrari hat. No Ferrari.

I drink Bacardi and Diet Coke because it keeps me lean and fucked up.

I have tattoes in languages I have no interest in learning.

My parents bought my car.
 

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Originally Posted by Automated Response
Before I go out... I pound a couple of beers while I'm in the shower shaving my chest.

I picked a school where I could rush for a frat before the first day of classes had even started.

My father is my boss.

I own a Ferrari hat. No Ferrari.

I drink Bacardi and Diet Coke because it keeps me lean and fucked up.

I have tattoes in languages I have no interest in learning.

My parents bought my car.


OP wasn't joking though.
 

uhurit

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Being a douche gets you a girl...so, I am all for refined douchery
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I guess I am rushing a frat now
 

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it happens. one day you are hanging out and then the next thing you know..!
 

VKK3450

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Originally Posted by MetroStyles
OP wasn't joking though.

Mostly serious (but only on occasion)

K
 

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I shave my chest, in the summer when I'm going to the pool, or whenever I wear a low v-neck t-shirt.

I usually wear a neclace, sometimes a chain.

I have a Kenneth Cole watch and belt.

I have a bazillion hair products and flat-iron my hair.

I'm a fan of huge fake impants, and wish more women would get them.

I'm far too lonely, angsty, and self-aware to be a true douche, however.
 

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I say "what's up ladies" and make a little air kiss when looking in the mirror before going out.

I shave my balls.

If I was in a hurry, I would only clip the two nails on each hand I might use to finger a girl before going out. But this was in college.

I shaved my nipples a few times. Now they are fully haired.

I also call people brahs and my catch phrase for the last 6 years has been "holla!"

I have had more than three Jaeger bombs in the last three weeks.

I like to drink until I black out sometimes. I like to bang chicks while blacked out. I drunk text ex-hookups without fail.

When drunk I make annoying comments at hot girls passing me on the street, like "Hay baaay baay"

I will stare down a woman's **** without sunglasses and not care if she sees me.

All of my blazers have condoms in the inside pocket so I don't have to worry about it when choosing what to wear. I use them less than 10% of the time probably.
 

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I may very well go Greek; yet privately be very disappointed we don't wear blue blazers all the time.
 

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