Flambeur
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Sometimes I like being a douche.
I'll pop that collar.
I drink vodka and red bull because it gets me fucked up and keeps me partying.
I call people "brah", because they are my brahs.
I wear sunglasses at night because I had them on all day and cant be bothered to take them home (and it also allows me to look at girls **** without them noticing).
I'll smoke a cigar, in my underwear, while taking a dump and drinking an ice cold beer.
I give a **** about making money.
I objectify women.
I belittle other men.
Do you deny being a douche?
K
**** cracks me up, I'm sooo used to it.. I was running without sunglasses yesterday and thinking why all the girls were giving me dirty looks, then I realize - ****, because they can see me checking them out like a pervert that I am..
But yeah I'm pretty much guilty of all those...