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Battle of the Bulge

Discussion in 'Streetwear and Denim' started by BrooklynGold, Sep 2, 2011.

  1. BrooklynGold

    BrooklynGold New Member

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    Hey guys. Been battling this uncomfort for quite some time—especially with denim.

    The jeans I wear are not skinny jeans but more-so slim/straight. They fit me well, with the exception of the crotch.

    Yes, I was blessed with some goods down there, but it's extremely uncomfortable to wear jeans at any event or gathering. It's not that there isn't enough room, it's that the denim/front crotch bunches together to create a poof.

    Is there anything to prevent this? Any underwear you can wear? Any reinforcement you can add to your pants to keep them flat in the front? I love these jeans but this bulge is getting to be very uncomfortable—especially in warmer weather where I'm wearing just a t-shirt on top.

    Thanks.
     
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  2. Thrifter

    Thrifter Senior member

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    I just rock it, but I suppose you could try Under Armor compression shorts.
     


  3. idfnl

    idfnl Senior member

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  4. Nicola

    Nicola Senior member

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    Maybe you could ask a cross dresser with help on looking less manly?
     


  5. yachtie

    yachtie Senior member

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    ....and on the 8th day, God created PLEATS.
    :laugh:
     


  6. CharlesAlexander

    CharlesAlexander Senior member

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    5 miuntes of my life I will never get back.
     


  7. yachtie

    yachtie Senior member

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    Kink. :laugh:
     


  8. southbound35

    southbound35 Senior member

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    I often have the same issue when trying on jeans. I just try on different brands and styles until I find ones that don't do the bunch/bulge thing.
    Not a bad idea. May have to give that a try. I've passed on many pairs of jeans that fit really well except for the crotch area.
     
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  9. Texastyle

    Texastyle Senior member

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    Embrace the bulge. Think of it as free advertising for the ladies.
     


  10. Costanza

    Costanza Senior member

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    Gentlemen. First post. Five minutes after joining. New member claims to have a massive member...and nine members bite (not counting idfnl) :embar:
     


  11. GoldenTribe

    GoldenTribe Senior member

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  12. bbaquiran

    bbaquiran Senior member

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    You might use this for underwear: link .
     


  13. XKxRome0ox

    XKxRome0ox Senior member

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    took you 5 minutes to read that?
     


  14. CharlesAlexander

    CharlesAlexander Senior member

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    Well I was in the middle of watching porn at the time.
     


  15. Imhoff

    Imhoff Senior member

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    In the summer of 2011, the member BrooklynGold stands ready to invade tight fitting jeans at the coming of a new post in the Forum. To assist this occurrence, SF members order an all out offensive to re-take ones' manhood and capture the ladies attention(maybe guys?). "The Battle of the Bulge" shows this conflict from the perspective of a new SF member trolling as well as from a Senior Member (Charles Alexander).
     


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