Based on these pics, what inseam do you think I am?

Discussion in 'Classic Menswear' started by TyroneFig, Sep 2, 2009.

  1. jeff13007

    jeff13007 Senior member

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    the right leg for you dockers looks like it has too much break. The jeans look fine for both. But then again this is personal preference. You should just do it how you like it too look.
     


  2. benjamin831

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    Is your wallpaper made from the same material as your toilet seat cover?

    If so, you must let me know where to procure some.
     


  3. rebel222

    rebel222 Senior member

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    Please empty the trash before you start worrying about this.
     


  4. AndrewRogers

    AndrewRogers Senior member

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    Is your wallpaper made from the same material as your toilet seat cover?

    If so, you must let me know where to procure some.


    It ain't just the seat: check out the jeans.

    Other than this, I think it gets some serious SF points, if we have those now.

    +1 for obvious Vass

    +1 for high-water (not toilet water, of course) trousers

    +1 for office shot
     


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    dv3 Senior member

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    An infinite number of monkeys typing on an infinite number of typewriters couldn't recreate a thread this retarded.
     


  6. rebel222

    rebel222 Senior member

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  7. Bird's One View

    Bird's One View Senior member

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    Honestly, I have a hard time judging the inseam from these pics.

    What I would like to see is a toilet-standing position, but with the lid up, and feet on the rim...I think that is is called the Bombardier Position, and normally requires a scope to reliably hit the target.

    The Bombardier Position has become unpopular in recent years because of the inevitable splash. But I do think that it could help the evacuation.


    - B



    fixed.
     


  8. mafoofan

    mafoofan THE FOO Dubiously Honored

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    Wash and dry the pants a few times before you have them hemmed.
     


  9. Station

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    Just turn those jeans into jean shorts. Problem solved.
     


  10. antirabbit

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    Just turn those jeans into jean shorts. Problem solved.

    Do you live in a warmer climate?
    If so, do you really need to wear pants at all?
     


  11. whiteslashasian

    whiteslashasian Senior member

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    Just turn those jeans into jean shorts. Problem solved.

    I don't think "jorts" solve any problems. In fact, they create more. [​IMG]
     


  12. edmorel

    edmorel Quality Seller!! Dubiously Honored

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    I don't think "jorts" solve any problems. In fact, they create more. [​IMG]

    exactly, now a nice pair of cotton shorts, a sportcoat shirt and tie, OTC socks and a beatiful pair of ostrich skin shoes [​IMG]
     


  13. Station

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    I don't think "jorts" solve any problems. In fact, they create more. [​IMG]
    Please tell me how this is not a good look: [​IMG] That photo was taken in the OP's bathroom, too.
     


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    I urge you to consider buying a full length mirror to be installed somewhere in your home ... somewhere other than the toilet.
     


  15. teddieriley

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    Wait, you smell that?
    The OP will need a tutorial on what hemming pants means.

    This thread would have been truly epic if there were a bunch of dolls or action figures on the floor and stacked behind the toilet.
     


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