Awkward Denim Moment

[kronik]

bring your iPod or whatever portable MP3 player you have - say, "listen to this." Proceed to play ODB - Shimmy Shimmy Ya.

She'll be putty.

 

[whodini]

Originally Posted by kronik

bring your iPod or whatever portable MP3 player you have - say, "listen to this." Proceed to play ODB - Shimmy Shimmy Ya.

She'll be putty.
Oh, kronik, that's your answer to everything.

 

[kronik]

Originally Posted by whodini

Oh, kronik, that's your answer to everything.

If it ain't broke....

 

[Dill]

Tell her that you spend your freetime on the internet discussing denim with other grown men. She will think it's cute. I had an akward experience the other night when a gentleman at a frat party recognized my ever hoodie. He said "I have that exact same hoodie" "Blue Bee?" I pretended to have no idea what he was talking about and ran away.

 

[LabelKing]

Well, was it raw?

 

[Goblin]

The only solution I see is to hang brain, i.e., unzip your pants, then pull out your balls, but - and this is VERY IMPORTANT - *not* your wiener - and then point and go "do I have gum on my pants?" Anything else is clearly a sign of weakness, and may lead to explosive gynomastia.

 

[denimdestroyedmylife]

tell her to beware of crotch explosion
suggest a localized crotch soak

 

[Bandwagonesque]

Originally Posted by denimdestroyedmylife

tell her to beware of crotch explosion
suggest a localized crotch soak