I am continuing my identity theft in various nations. Was successful in Melbourne fooling a forum member I was in fact blahman. Got away with a few grand there. Skipped into HK, where I refined the persona and explained away my whispy, babies bum fluff moustache as a charity bet. Sure hooked in those cute HK. Cosplay/manga girls down by the ferry terminal on Kowloon side back of arts center. I told them I'd sponsor them in Melbourne. Gave my name as blahman and address of course. Borrowed money from them big time and blew it all at the armory store on double monks and no socks and 5" cuffs on my high-water flannels. Then I moved onto big time in Taiwan. I have conned hundreds of Hello Kitty Goth, Rock Kwai chicks into thinking that I'm blahman from a Korean Boy Band making it big in australia. Again I've give his address and on screen names. I've conned lots of money and sex off them. Most of their families are mainland gangsters with connections in Australia. So when I skip with the loot next week the families of mainland gangsters will be in Melbourne looking for blah. It was hard for me to wear tight skinny black jeans 10" below my hips and rolled up 5" above my bare ankle in brown double monks , unstrapped, but it has been worth it for the trouble it will cause blahman. I can now un gell my hair and take down my fake Korean Boy Band website. Now I'll sit back and watch the Australian Asian Crime Squad at work, that's If the mainland gangsters don't chop blahmans legs off first.