At Last, Disco Ball Pants

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  1. cordarounds

    cordarounds Senior member

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    Always a pleasure to post new inventions here on the Style Forum, and today's pants are the greatest pleasure of them all. We found SOFT, reflective fabric that disperses light like a disco ball. Until someone invents trousers made of neon gas or constructs fabric out of pure mercury, we feel these are the most brilliant pants ever made.

    Note: if you are a scientist who can convert noble gases into pants, please contact us immediately.

    Consider the following usage scenarios: Vegas, New Years, anytime you crave mad, pants-based attention.

    You can purchase them here.

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  2. Fuuma

    Fuuma Franchouillard Modasse

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    Hmm
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    They also made a disco ball scarf.
     


  3. sho'nuff

    sho'nuff grrrrrrrr!!

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    Hmm
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    They also made a disco ball scarf.


    i like this look.


    i think the disco pant used above is in cool ways, but i dont think i can pull it off. though i would think it would be great if i could.
     


  4. Dakota rube

    Dakota rube Senior member

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    Note: if you are a scientist who can convert noble gases into pants, please contact us immediately.

    This has to be quoted for posterity.
     


  5. Davidko19

    Davidko19 Senior member

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  6. cordarounds

    cordarounds Senior member

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    Ok, one more important photo & thought. Discriminating pants-wearers often ask, have these been Incredible Hulk tested? Yes. [​IMG]
     


  7. edmorel

    edmorel Quality Seller!! Dubiously Honored

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    Foo should have worn these for his Esquire spread!
     


  9. TRINI

    TRINI Senior member

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    looks like you are shooting a Veronica Moser video.

    Is this some porn that I should know about?
     


  10. cordarounds

    cordarounds Senior member

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    The porn industry hasn't discovered them yet. Currently they're worn by NASA employees as after-astronauting attire.
     


  11. JetBlast

    JetBlast Senior member

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    Is this some porn that I should know about?

    Yes, but you don't necessarily need to know about it [​IMG]
     


  12. cordarounds

    cordarounds Senior member

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    Let us take a brief promotional pause and direct our attention to Cordarounds.com, where these and other fine fashions can be purchased online and online only.

    Now, back to important, disco pants discussion.
     


  13. Dakota rube

    Dakota rube Senior member

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    ^nicely done, spammer.
     


  14. cordarounds

    cordarounds Senior member

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    Some spam is tastier than others. In fact, some is organic, grass fred spam, where Spaminals aren't kept in cages and their tummys are massaged each day so, when served, it comes across entirely palatable, even savory. At Cordarounds.com, our goal is precisely that. You ought to see our blog...
     


  15. cordarounds

    cordarounds Senior member

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    Ok, for those who insist on seeing the pants light-dispersing powers...

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