Always a pleasure to post new inventions here on the Style Forum, and today's pants are the greatest pleasure of them all. We found SOFT, reflective fabric that disperses light like a disco ball. Until someone invents trousers made of neon gas or constructs fabric out of pure mercury, we feel these are the most brilliant pants ever made. Note: if you are a scientist who can convert noble gases into pants, please contact us immediately. Consider the following usage scenarios: Vegas, New Years, anytime you crave mad, pants-based attention. You can purchase them here.