Ashton Kutcher: Style Icon

Discussion in 'Classic Menswear' started by trogdor, Jun 16, 2005.

  1. trogdor

    trogdor Senior member

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    There is so much that is wrong in this picture, I barely know where to start. Perhaps I'll throw it open to commentary... [​IMG] At least he looked presentable in a suit; I guess now he's the one who has been "punk'd"
     
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    When I saw the words "Ashton Kutcher" and "Style Icon" together I thought I was going to have to flame away in this thread [​IMG] Few people have done more to try and squash the nascent bloom of well-dressed Generation Xs and Ys. May he spend eternity in hell trapped in a pavilion of fire showered with water as hot as molten brass.
     
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    bry2000 Senior member

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    Where is his dumbass trucker hat? He is the biggest assclown in the business.
     
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    Brian SD Moderator

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    But he's so cute.
     
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    Streetwear and Denim, he's all yours.
     
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    Brian SD Moderator

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    No thanks, we don't want him.
     
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    g, so tell me, do you feel strongly on the subject?
     
  8. LA Guy

    LA Guy Opposite Santa Staff Member Admin Moderator

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    Sorry, but overalls are hillbilly Trad. Looks like MC is stuck with ol' Ashton.
     
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    No, not really, but I decided to go Koran on his ass in the hopes that it might happen in the afterlife for him.
     
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    Well, you're taking him whether you want him or not. [​IMG] Jon.
     
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    Considering Ashton's bank account, those overalls are probably ultra-premium Japanese denim woven on a loom that Levi's used to make jeans for gold miners way back when. And his strangely-absent trucker hats? Those are made from, like, imported Italian nylon. Â [​IMG]
     
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    [​IMG] Jon.
     
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    LA Guy Opposite Santa Staff Member Admin Moderator

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    Actually, Ashton himself grew sick of the trucker hat thing and wore a fedora for a while afterward. How does that feel, trad people?
     
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    That facial hair.

    He resembles a wino.
     
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    Jeez, LA Guy, for a mod you are being a real hater. 'How does that feel, trad people' indeed. It's pretty clear that Ashton is an equal-opportunity imitator whose magpie 'style cues' could come from just about any area of human decoration. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised to see him wearing a penis gourd with an 80s band shirt and assless chaps on 'late late night'. But if I do, I won't single out the Papuans on this board and foist his lame ass on them just 'cuz he adopted one distinctive style cue from them.

    Bottom line: Ashton's style is anything but trad. You may not want him in yr court, but he certainly doesn't belong with the classical camp.
     

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