Okay, I realize this doesn't have to do with clothes, but it is a style forum and I'm not sure where to put this. Mods, feel free to move this where more applicable. So I'm looking for a hair product that makes my hair look dirty or greasy - to make it look like I washed my hair yesterday even though I washed it today. I tried annoying Johnathan's product a couple of years ago, "Dirt" but didn't really care for it. It didn't really seem to give my hair a 'dirty' look. I'd like my hair to actually be clean, but look dirty...so chicken grease and the likes are out. Any suggestions?