Are Ascots Gay?

[trajan]

Originally Posted by Teacher

Oh for crying out loud. Are ascots gay? Are you kidding me? Look, if Fred the man wears them, then they certainly ain't gay:

Just think of all the chicks Freddy scored over the years............wait one second....
That's not an ascot.

--trajan

 

[Soph]

Originally Posted by trajan

That's not an ascot.

--trajan

That looks like barbecue time in San Antonio.

 

[The Gimp]

Yes.

 

[Teacher]

Originally Posted by trajan

That's not an ascot.

--trajan

There are two articles of clothing called "ascot." One is like the neckerchief pictured; the other is the more formal "necktie" type (for lack of a better word). Now, stop taking this thread seriously.

 

[Teacher]

Originally Posted by RJman

Didn't he get it on with Buffy the Vampire Slayer?

Wake up, dude. She was a beard.

 

[dusty]

Only if you make less than 750k

 

[Cravate_Noire]

True, and if if werent at apaerty, I wouldn't agree,beacause I like those ascots and I am not gay, so I 'm no tlinik them as I'm (i think) I'm not gay and like them
and anyways I m in preference of calling them cravates, but not like black tie and sttuff!

 

[Soph]

Let's face it:
1. You are not getting laid wearing an ascot
2. You will be ridiculed
3. Dudes may kick your ass

If you have an ascot fetish, wear it in private, at a costume pary a wedding etc. fkg. etc.
Some rich older guy maybeeeeee
This may be different in other countries or certain events may lend themselves.

It looks pretty natty, but the world just will not get it.

 

[Coho]

so Michael Corleone is gay?

 

[Shraka]

Originally Posted by Soph

Let's face it:
1. You are not getting laid wearing an ascot
2. You will be ridiculed
3. Dudes may kick your ass

If you have an ascot fetish, wear it in private, at a costume pary a wedding etc. fkg. etc.

This may be different in other countries or certain events may lend themselves.

It looks pretty natty, but the world just will not get it.

Damn it. I wish I was single so I could go out in an ascot and get laid to prove you wrong.

I could get an ascot and get laid now, but I assume you meant with some random woman, not your girlfriend.

 

[SkinnyGoomba]

i believe thats an ascot:

 

[dusty]

Yeah well we all saw what happened to Ralph.

 

[Cravate_Noire]

Originally Posted by Soph

Let's face it:
1. You are not getting laid wearing an ascot
2. You will be ridiculed
3. Dudes may kick your ass

If you have an ascot fetish, wear it in private, at a costume pary a wedding etc. fkg. etc.

This may be different in other countries or certain events may lend themselves.

It looks pretty natty, but the world just will not get it.

I do jot agree with no.1
3 might is sometimes fun thougk!!

 

[Tomasso]

Originally Posted by Soph

Let's face it:
1. You are not getting laid wearing an ascot
.
If you're stackin' cheese you'll get laid regardless of dress; From white tie to beachwear, it don't make a dif.

 

[SkinnyGoomba]

can't knock the hustle.