Aportnoy's Shoe Collection Pic: Petition

[Englandmj7]

I would be willing to make a large cash donation simply to see this picture. I realize you must be an extremely busy man, but please, oh please, when will it happen??

I figure if we can get 100 people to petition we may stand a chance?

 

[skalogre]

That could be difficult. We would need all interested parties to first sign a release form, indicating that if they have any sort of heart confdition they are either fully insured or will not hold J. responsible

P.s. I would be interested. Bring on the wholecuts!

 

[Tibo]

I'm ready to sign any form of disclaimer related to my eyes and/or heart condition.

Andrew, please, fire off !

 

[chorse123]

Can they really all fit in one picture?

 

[designprofessor]

I vote to turn it into a feature length film on wide screen.
Throw in some of those girls from "Ye Olde Babes "thread and a good sound track. Perhaps a sultry voice over describing details and last #'s. Though this movie may only generate a cult following, it would have its proponents.
,,,now which pair to wear to the Oscar's?

 

[skalogre]

Originally Posted by chorse123

Can they really all fit in one picture?

Only if this were to be adapted.

 

[ATM]

 

[skalogre]

Originally Posted by ATM

Judging by they height of the boxes, that must be the boot section.

 

[zjpj83]

Originally Posted by ATM

lol

 

[designprofessor]

I'm trying to find that rug he uses in the photos.....

 

[von Rothbart]

Originally Posted by designprofessor

I'm trying to find that rug he uses in the photos.....

You effort will be futile. The rug was one and only kind made by a small, almost extinct tribe in a remote mountainous inaccessable region of Tibet of fur form the belly of an extreme rare almost mythical wild mountain cat (RJChat is rumored to be a distant relative of that mountain cat, therefore, his infamously soft Catmere Â

) with dye from a rare small plant that can only be found at around 28,500 ft. and can only be harvested during a 3-day window around summer solstice.

 

[aportnoy]

Originally Posted by von Rothbart

You effort will be futile. The rug was one and only kind made by a small, almost extinct tribe in a remote mountainous inaccessable region of Tibet of fur form the belly of an extreme rare almost mythical wild mountain cat (RJChat is rumored to be a distant relative of that mountain cat, therefore, his infamously soft Catmere Â

) with dye from a rare small plant that can only be found at around 28,500 ft. and can only be harvested during a 3-day window around summer solstice.


VR...Did you get my shepra to talk. Hates tea but he's a sucker for 40oz Colt 45s.

 

[RJman]

Originally Posted by von Rothbart

fur form the belly of an extreme rare almost mythical wild mountain cat (RJChat is rumored to be a distant relative of that mountain cat, therefore, his infamously soft Catmere Â

) with dye from a rare small plant that can only be found at around 28,500 ft. and can only be harvested during a 3-day window around summer solstice.
So... it's harvestin' time! Or is it shedding time?

Originally Posted by aportnoy

VR...Did you get my shepra to talk. Hates tea but he's a sucker for 40oz Colt 45s.
Yeeesh... guess he like yakking into a 14,000 foot vertical drop chasm? Or is he the original Abominable Snowman?

 

[von Rothbart]

OMG, RJman, I see Freedom and 1776 right under your name. Please no more posting to perserve this once-in-a-lifetime occurance.

 

[zjpj83]

done