Aportnoy is on Hiatus?

Discussion in 'Classic Menswear' started by sho'nuff, Jan 11, 2007.

  1. Christofuh

    Christofuh Senior member

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    yeah. tell me about it.[​IMG]

    So much for the underappreciated wit of yours, huh [​IMG]
     


  2. gdl203

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    I have this theory that aportnoy and sysdoc are actually the same person
     


  3. rnoldh

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    I have this theory that aportnoy and sysdoc are actually the same person

    I wish aportnoy and I were the same person. I could use the shoes.
     


  5. von Rothbart

    von Rothbart Senior member

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    I have this theory that aportnoy and sysdoc are actually the same person

    Could be, they both wear the same size.
     


  6. RJman

    RJman Posse Member Dubiously Honored

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    I wish aportnoy and I were the same person. I could use the shoes.
    If he and I were the same person the shoes wouldn't fit.

    But we'd still love this: [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
     


  7. LeatherSOUL

    LeatherSOUL Senior member

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    I can confirm that APortnoy has moved on to helping his friends buy EGs. Maybe he is finally satisfied with his shoe collection and wants others to catch up to him before he starts up again.
     


  8. RJman

    RJman Posse Member Dubiously Honored

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    I can confirm that APortnoy has moved on to helping his friends buy EGs.
    So in other words... you're saying he's become one with the Force?
     


  9. LeatherSOUL

    LeatherSOUL Senior member

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    So in other words... you're saying he's become one with the Force?

    We all know he IS the Force. [​IMG]
     


  10. gdl203

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    I have this theory that aportnoy and sysdoc are actually the same person
    ... and that he is actually an agent infiltrated by EG and Lobb to expand their customer base in America through newly developed viral marketing techniques (as well as destroy the West-German distribution infrastructure of potential competitor, codenamed "Vache")
     


  11. rnoldh

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    There's a seller on Ebay that' selling 102 pair of Eg's, size 8 & 1/2 D, and 85 pair of JL's st $.99 cent starting prices with no reserve!

    He's also got dozens of Aldens, and many Lattanzi's and such also at $.99 start prices(same size).

    He claims they are mint and most if not all have never been worn!

    He says he just got tired of shoe collecting and wants to help out others!

    He's located in NYC, Westchester County, I think, and he's offering free shipping!

    Here's the link to his sales:

    http://cgi.ebay.com/John-Lobb-Newlan...QQcmdZViewItem

    Could it be??????
     


  12. mr monty

    mr monty Senior member

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    The guy took off time time to wear his shoes. Why have nice shoes if you can't ever wear them?
     


  13. RJman

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    The guy took off time time to wear his shoes. Why have nice shoes if you can't ever wear them?
    What, was he typing with his feet? Have you been reading Down All the Days again?
     


  14. rnoldh

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    The guy took off time time to wear his shoes. Why have nice shoes if you can't ever wear them?

    You could be right mr monty.

    But if he wears "All" his shoes, he might never have time to return to the Forum[​IMG]
     


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    I suggest you guys compose Haikus in honor of aportnoy and his shoes to at least generate some minimal entertainment value from this thread.
     


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