Apartment foo-nishing

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  1. lefty

    lefty Senior member

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    True flokati story time.

    A couple of years ago a friend brings his new girlfriend over to our place for a cocktail party. She's a 26-year-old Brazilian model. 5'10" mostly leg. Miniskirt.

    At that time we had a large whole flokati in our living room. She spies it, squeals, drops down onto her back and proceeds to roll back and forth saying how much she loves shag rugs. Like Teri Garr in Young Frankenstein. My wife leans over to me and says, "shall we just serve the canapes on her?

    I've never seen a shag rug fail to deliver.

    lefty
     
  2. mordecai

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    No way. No way did your wife say "shall"
     
  3. Piobaire

    Piobaire Not left of center?

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    Growing up my "rich" friend had wall to wall shag in most of their split level ranch house. I can remember his two sisters caring for the shag every Saturday. One would vacuum while the other came behind with a thing they called a "carpet rake" to make the shag look just so to their mother's approval.
     
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  4. mafoofan

    mafoofan THE FOO Dubiously Honored

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    What would Marty McFly do?
     
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  6. mordecai

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    It was before so I guess I should have called her my fiance. We ordered wings at a pub we walk to sometimes and she discovered that I like wings but not the dip. Genevieve's reaction was like Manton's.


    Same thread, it's just a little lived in now.
     
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    Piobaire Not left of center?

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    I'm getting married today, 5:30 pm.
     
  11. mafoofan

    mafoofan THE FOO Dubiously Honored

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    Important hypothetical. You are asked: what genitalia does "giant shag rug" remind you of?

    What is the answer? Vagina, or thousands of micro-penises?

    I want to know for Gome's sake.
     
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    I like buffalo wings but don't like blue cheese dip
     
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    In brown or black it looks like a feminist's gnarly winter bush.
     
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  14. StephenHero

    StephenHero Black Floridian

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    Foo, if you're insistent on having stupid coffee table books you'll never read, you could at least do it with a self-aware wit and replace them with The Shock Doctrine and Pedagogy of the Oppressed.
     
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  15. SkinnyGoomba

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    Giant clitoris or micro penis? That's an important question for two segments of life, one being; rugs.
     

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