Apartment foo-nishing

Discussion in 'Fine Living, Home, Design & Auto' started by mafoofan, Jun 16, 2013.

  1. Douglas

    Douglas Stupid ass member

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    lol
     


  2. gomestar

    gomestar Super Yelper

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    good lord, it's not a height joke, and trust me I'd be the FIRST one there to make a Foof height joke.
     


  3. Manton

    Manton RINO Dubiously Honored

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    How short is foo anyway? I don't think he's even that short. I mean, below average, sure, but not like a munchkin. I can still see him without having to kneel.
     


  4. Douglas

    Douglas Stupid ass member

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    I would say "we told him so" but then we would argue for another 2,800 posts about how I'm misrepresenting what was said and parse every letter til, like a turd somewhere between an asshole and the sea, I'd been spun around so many times and put through so many pipes and waste treatment facilities that I would no longer know which direction was up, or perhaps not even whether I were a turd any more after all.
     
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  5. itsstillmatt

    itsstillmatt The Liberator Dubiously Honored

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    His application to the Lollipop Guild was not rejected.
     


  6. mafoofan

    mafoofan THE FOO Dubiously Honored

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    I think our plant balls have been dead for months.
     


  7. Manton

    Manton RINO Dubiously Honored

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    but just the plants, the balls surely are fine
     


  8. mafoofan

    mafoofan THE FOO Dubiously Honored

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    Conceptially, I view plant and ball as singular.
     


  9. furo

    furo Senior member

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    Was Foo's suit successful? The one that alleged negligent handling of stone surfaces which proximately caused emotional distress.. I heard the jury came back with a hefty compensatory figure, but that the defendant is countersuing because Foo let his Dictator candle burn too long, which caused a rather large drop of wax to fall on the floor, which led to a 24-hr scrubbathon, resulting in a smooth but hard to see 3-inch area the white glove guy took a rather nasty fall on, shaking his confidence to work in small and over-planned living quarters.
     


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    dopey Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    to put things in perspective, I look down to Foo and up to tabletops. And you have clouds around your ears.
     


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