Anyone speak fluent spanish?

[randallr]

Have to write two paragraphs in spanish and don't want to do it. Any help would be awesome...shouldn't take more than a few minutes.

LOL.

 

[Milhouse]

How much are you paying?

 

[tiecollector]

If the grammar is perfect, they won't believe you wrote it. You could always try Taco Smell.

 

[Milhouse]

Also, how much Spanish do you speak? What level class?

 

[randallr]

102...have no money to pay. You would just be helping a brotha' out. As unappealing as that sounds.

 

[bach]

my qualifications- 5 on AP test. didn't even study for it.

what do you need? you're a lazy **** btw.

 

[Milhouse]

I have an idea. Each of us will write a sentence or two, and then you combine them and you'll have your two paragraphs.

Ten presente que no quiero los culos pequenos. Me gustan las curvas.


That should get you started.

 

[crazyquik]

Originally Posted by Milhouse

I have an idea. Each of us will write a sentence or two, and then you combine them and you'll have your two paragraphs.

Ten presente que no quiero los culos pequenos. Me gustan las curvas.


That should get you started.

That is the best idea ever. Random spanish madlibs from teh intarweb.

 

[bach]

Originally Posted by Milhouse

I have an idea. Each of us will write a sentence or two, and then you combine them and you'll have your two paragraphs. Ten presente que no quiero los culos pequenos. Me gustan las curvas. That should get you started.

La arquitectura del culo perfecto (Bach, Milhouse, Et Al) Tesis: Ésta investigación explicará los elementos tecnicos del culo, incluso el redondamiento de la nalga, la circunferencia del recto, y su vitalidad general. Antes de empezar, me gustarÃa agredecer mis compañeras de clase, que han ofrecido sus culos para extensivos pruebos de campo.

 

[randallr]

Prompt: Tell the story of a romantic couple you know. Use reciprocal reflexive forms of verbs to tell what happened between them and when. Use stressed possessive adjectives and pronouns as needed to talk about their families and their difficulties. Use familiar commands to give examples of advice you give to each member of the couple on important issues.

I know I'm a lazy **** but this sucks.

 

[Connemara]

I am absolutely dreading taking two more Latin classes. I have to.

 

[randallr]

Originally Posted by Connemara

I am absolutely dreading taking two more Latin classes.

I have to.

Took that in high school...the worst. Why do I always cruise SF instead of doing homework?

 

[randallr]

BTW come down to Cinci and hang out with John and I. You too Dusty.

 

[bach]

Originally Posted by randallr

Prompt: Tell the story of a romantic couple you know. Use reciprocal reflexive forms of verbs to tell what happened between them and when. Use stressed possessive adjectives and pronouns as needed to talk about their families and their difficulties. Use familiar commands to give examples of advice you give to each member of the couple on important issues.

I know I'm a lazy **** but this sucks.

what the hell? if you're narrating a story, how do they want you to slip in the informal imperative? i guess you could put the command in quotes, recalling an instance that you told him to do something. what a ****** prompt.

 

[Milhouse]

Originally Posted by bach

La arquitectura del culo perfecto (Bach, Milhouse, Et Al)

Tesis:

Ésta investigación explicará los elementos tecnicos del culo, incluso el redondamiento de la nalga, la circunferencia del recto, y su vitalidad general. Antes de empezar, me gustarÃa agredecer mis compañeras de clase, que han ofrecido sus culos para extensivos pruebos de campo.

Perfecto!

(sp. . . "agradecer")