Anyone here been to jail or prison?

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  1. Slopho

    Slopho Senior member

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    I've been to jail a bunch of times, but never as an inmate.

    Conjugal Visits?
     


  2. milosz

    milosz Senior member

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    I spent a week in county when I was 20. Since I was only in for a short time I was in the easy wing - no strip searches, cells were small rooms with four bunks apiece, etc..

    Spent it reading shitty Stephen King and Patricia Cornwell novels and playing spades with gangbangers. Also lost ~10 pounds because the food sucked.

    It was not the worst week of my life.
     




  3. uhurit

    uhurit Senior member

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    I've been to jail a bunch of times, but never as an inmate.

    +1

    Worked in a downtown county jail while earning my master's...big midwestern city...

    Not recommended to spend time there as an inmate under any circumstances, but people get used to it, I understand
     


  4. Johnny_5

    Johnny_5 Senior member

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    Ok guys, Enough with the one liners. Let's hear some stories with some meat and potatoes. Ex. I shot some guy because he touched my motorcycle. After sitting in clink for a month fighting for my fucking life I was released on bail. Eventually, I was found innocent because I was clever in hiding the gun so the prosecution couldnt produce a murder weapon.
     


  5. Connemara

    Connemara [URL='http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jST2Sv63WQ']

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    Never been. I hope it stays that way!
     


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    ter1413 Senior member

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    The trick is, kick someone's ass the first day, or become someone's bitch. Then everything will be alright.

    Exactly....either way......an ass will be involved.....either someone else's or yours!
     


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    I'm a criminal defense lawyer.
     


  8. forsbergacct2000

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    One night - was caught drunk driving.

    Fortunately, they did not find the joint in my pocket. I was not brazen enough to light it, though.
     


  9. FLMountainMan

    FLMountainMan White Hispanic

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    Within a year-and-a-half, all three of my siblings were incarcerated, for completely unrelated crimes. My sister's crime made national news - literally (and no I won't elaborate), but my brothers' were pretty small-time. My older brother was out in less than a month.

    My younger brother spent over a year in (dealing a buttload of MDMA, but he turned state's witness), but was enrolled in a program for good prisoners. He says it was the best time of his life [​IMG] . He missed women, but he had everything paid for, was making money at a prison job, and just hung out and played basketball all day.

    I've luckily never been arrested in my life. I remarkably managed to elude the police twice in my younger days (once for vandalism, once for what I guess would've been drunk & disorderly). The vandalism bit they actually brought the K-9 out for. WTF!?
     


  10. oneeightyseven

    oneeightyseven Almost Special

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    I'm a criminal defense lawyer.

    eh you're focking them figuratively or literally. (just joking bro)
     


  11. CunningSmeagol

    CunningSmeagol Senior member

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    At work when your inbox gets bigger than 500 Mb, you go to mail jail, which means you can't send anything until you are back under your limit. A good idea is to delete attachments and most of your sent mail folder. I am one of the more hardened criminals so I know all the tricks.
     


  12. RJman

    RJman Posse Member Dubiously Honored

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    If your internet personas are like how you guys act in real life 99% of you would become someone's bitch within 48 hours.

    QFI. With extra I's on top.
     


  13. BaaBaaBlackFleece

    BaaBaaBlackFleece Active Member

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    My younger brother spent over a year in (dealing a buttload of MDMA, but he turned state's witness)


    Stitches for Snitches!
     


  14. dl20

    dl20 Senior member

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    I did 18 months way back when. Dont like to talk about it though. The clink sux.

    dl
     


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