Anyone here been to jail or prison?

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  1. Johnny_5

    Johnny_5 Senior member

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    Bored and curious.


    Discuss.
     


  2. Sherlock

    Sherlock Senior member

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    The trick is, kick someone's ass the first day, or become someone's bitch. Then everything will be alright.
     


  3. Tokyo Slim

    Tokyo Slim In Time Out

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    Yes. But it's an old story.Search for it if you want.

    Also, every time it comes up here, someone gives me shit about it.
     


  4. Matt

    Matt [email protected]

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    you didn't go to jail Slim.

    if you went to jail, you'd never talk about it.

    you are a spoiled candyass who has had everything handed to him.

    damn ITG.

    there we go, i think we've about covered it, right?
     


  5. Tokyo Slim

    Tokyo Slim In Time Out

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    you didn't go to jail Slim.

    if you went to jail, you'd never talk about it.

    you are a spoiled candyass who has had everything handed to him.

    damn ITG.

    there we go, i think we've about covered it, right?


    Something like that.
     


  6. Davidko19

    Davidko19 Senior member

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    public intox in college. Was in city jail for 4 hours. 4 beds, shared the cell with one other dude. I climbed to the top bunk and passed out. When the guard woke me up I was more drunk then when I got in. Came back to the frat house and partied it up the rest of the night.

    When I sobered up on sunday it sucked. Thats the extent of my life of crime.
     


  7. Nantucket Red

    Nantucket Red "Mr. Fashionista"

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    I have spent the night in jail on Nantucket on three separate occasions for drunk & disorderly. The first time involved a vehicle, and the second and third times involved climbing something I shouldn't have been climbing either drunk or sober. In both the climbing incidents, the same person ended up calling the cops on me, though they occurred in different areas of town.

    The more dastardly deeds of my life have fortunately gone undetected by law enforcement.
     


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    Threak Senior member

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  9. Hehlol

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    Bored and curious.


    Discuss.


    Bored and Curious eh? Sounds like jail's the perfect place for you.

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    I have, but voluntarily - visited a maximum security prison as part of a psychology of criminal behavior class in college. Very interesting experience.
     


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    3 days, county jail, about 10 years ago.
     


  12. Douglas

    Douglas Stupid ass member

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    I went to Alcatraz, and saw the cell where Machine Gun Kelly and four other inmates took turns pissing into the bitch's ocular cavities.

    Other than that, no.
     


  13. dragon8

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    I went to Alcatraz, and saw the cell where Machine Gun Kelly and four other inmates took turns pissing into the bitch's ocular cavities.

    Other than that, no.


    +1 and bailed a friend out of jail.
     


  14. crazyquik

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    I have spent the night in jail on Nantucket on three separate occasions for drunk & disorderly. The first time involved a vehicle, and the second and third times involved climbing something I shouldn't have been climbing either drunk or sober. In both the climbing incidents, the same person ended up calling the cops on me, though they occurred in different areas of town.

    The more dastardly deeds of my life have fortunately gone undetected by law enforcement.


    I don't see Nantucket as having a lot of hardened criminals.
     


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    Very nearly this weekend.
     


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