Announcing the SF Biggest Douchebag Sweet 16!

[biggestdouche]

Originally Posted by Jovan

Great suggestion, but I never bought one there.

Quelle domage! You should have exercised more foresight.

 

[GQgeek]

Originally Posted by Jovan

It does? How come you erroneously refer to me as a model? Or seem to have a fascination with my bathroom?

Are you secretly inviting men back to your apartment and not telling us? In that case, so that they don't turn hostile, you should follow the advice in http://www.styleforum.net/showthread.php?t=29620.

 

[biggestdouche]

Originally Posted by GQgeek

Are you secretly inviting men back to your apartment and not telling us? In that case, so that they don't turn hostile, you should follow the advice in http://www.styleforum.net/showthread.php?t=29620.
GQ, well-played. You are perhaps my favorite Canadian on SF.

Let's let bygones be bygones, shall we?

 

[LabelKing]

Originally Posted by GQgeek

Are you secretly inviting men back to your apartment and not telling us? In that case, so that they don't turn hostile, you should follow the advice in http://www.styleforum.net/showthread.php?t=29620.
Perhaps invite jml40 as a sort of come-along. Iammatt is not included.

 

[biggestdouche]

Originally Posted by LabelKing

Perhaps invite jml40 as a sort of come-along. Iammatt is not included.

LabelKing, the irony of you and Vanity facing off in the finals is delicious. I can only imagine the expression of distaste that will cloud your countenance. As for Vanity, it is doubtful that he has even a passing acquaintance with distaste.

 

[Nick M]

Wait, was there some kind of nomination thread? Did I miss a meeting or something?

Can somebody summarize real quick?

Stupid timezones.

 

[biggestdouche]

Originally Posted by Nick M

Wait, was there some kind of nomination thread? Did I miss a meeting or something?

Can somebody summarize real quick?

Stupid timezones.

I initiated a poll to vote for the biggest douchebag on Style Forum. A large cross section of the most frequent posters were chosen as candidates. Many of those not chosen expressed dismay at their failure to be perceived as big enough douchebags to merit inclusion. It was quite amusing. The thread quickly expanded to some 15 pages before being whisked away to the Secret Squirrel Forum. Unsubstantiated rumor has it that J will allow you to view it for a fee.

The top 16 Style Forum Douchebags appear with their rankings in the first post of this thread. Separate polls have been posted so you can vote for the finalists. Jovan and Connemara are in first and second respectively. This should not surprise anybody.

 

[Incroyable]

Originally Posted by biggestdouche

And which alter ego would that be?

Certainly the boy from "down under" has been given that distinction not only by birthright.

 

[LA Guy]

Originally Posted by Incroyable

Certainly the boy from "down under" has been given that distinction not only by birthright.

I can assure that it is not. M@T is only semi-clever

How about you, mate? What other names have you been posting under? Wait, don't tell me. I'll guess

 

[Incroyable]

Originally Posted by LA Guy

I can assure that it is not. M@T is only semi-clever

How about you, mate? What other names have you been posting under? Wait, don't tell me. I'll guess

If you are correct, perhaps a plane ticket wearing only a Zimmerli thong will be delivered by the weekend. On a side, which scented oil do you prefer?

 

[biggestdouche]

Don't douchebags overwhelmingly prefer patchouli?

 

[biggestdouche]

Originally Posted by biggestdouche

Don't douchebags overwhelmingly prefer patchouli?
Or perhaps, to adapt a suggestion from LK, Jovan could provide some musk from his eponymous label.

 

[texas_jack]

Originally Posted by *****

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k303/aka-*****/others/pleaseexplain.jpg
That's a pretty funny picture. Interestingly, you don't appear fat at all. I feel so misled.

 

[Bandwagonesque]

So what was the straw that broke the horse's back with the other original douchebag voting thread? The last I saw it was around 9 pages I think.

 

[zjpj83]

my vote didn't make the top 16