Anal lube?

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  1. Superfluous Man

    Superfluous Man Senior member

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    I would suggest she get to a toilet and fart out/let drip out your load.

    How many sheets of toilet paper would this take and should she scrunch or fold them?
     
  2. Reggs

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    Astroglide. Also, the condom will ruin it. You can't get her butt pregnant!!!!

    Wrong, 8% annual chance, so I remember from the old wellness textbook.
     
  3. holymadness

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    8% chance of what, it leaking out and into her vag and knocking her up? That's horrid.

    I once did it with vaseline for lack of a better option. Went just fine. No need to overthink these things.
     
  4. Reggs

    Reggs Senior member

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    8% chance of what, it leaking out and into her vag and knocking her up? That's horrid.

    Yes

    This type of stuff, even now, always burned itself into my memory. Unprotected anal is not an answer to safe sex. All men would do well to have contraceptive foam on hand and also know where the local 24 hrs pharmacy is just in case accidents happen. Plan B pills can be had without an Rx in most states.
     
  5. holymadness

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    Completely unprotected sex is always a fool's game. I wouldn't go near a woman with my peenor unless she was at least on the pill. I don't trust condoms by themselves as I've had them break on me several times.
     
  6. CDFS

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    8% chance of what, it leaking out and into her vag and knocking her up? That's horrid.

    I once did it with vaseline for lack of a better option. Went just fine. No need to overthink these things.


    I once used vaseline as well. Apparently it's not as nice for her as more water solluable means.

    So I wouldn't use it, unless, of course, it's an emergency!
     
  7. Matt

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    Tiger Balm perhaps?
     
  8. bigbris1

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    Have her drink lots of water. This will aid in the natural lubrication of her large intestine. Lube just makes it slide to much after a while and kills it.

    I just put a tiny amount of vaseline/baby oil/massage oil/spit/whatever's close on the head and let the body's natural lube do the rest. The best part of this whole thing is seeing the head disappear/sliding it in initially.
     
  9. edmorel

    edmorel Quality Seller!! Dubiously Honored

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    Tiger Balm perhaps?

    Tiger Balm in your a-hole will give you a raging hard-on that you would not believe. Of course, the burning of said a-hole kind of overpowers your senses and the hard-on is for naught.
     
  10. Flieger

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    Tiger Balm in your a-hole will give you a raging hard-on that you would not believe. Of course, the burning of said a-hole kind of overpowers your senses and the hard-on is for naught.

    It's like you have experienced everything.

    I mean tiger balm in your what? hahahahaha
     
  11. edmorel

    edmorel Quality Seller!! Dubiously Honored

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    It's like you have experienced everything.

    I mean tiger balm in your what? hahahahaha


    it was a gag. also had it on my balls and that is not fun.
     
  12. rnoldh

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    it was a gag. also had it on my balls and that is not fun.

    Somehow I knew you would be the center of an anal thread[​IMG]

    You are more experienced than most ( including me ).

    What do you think about Rhinoceros Horn as an anal aid?
     
  13. acidboy

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    Tiger Balm in your a-hole will give you a raging hard-on that you would not believe. Of course, the burning of said a-hole kind of overpowers your senses and the hard-on is for naught.

    a tinge of mint lubricant on both orifices does do wonder
     
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    i think it's very nasty to get any stuff in my butt just for a sexual thrill. my friends do really rarely talk about things like these. is it so normal in the usa? maybe i should get a green card to understand how you think. [​IMG] this is not meant nastily. [​IMG]
     
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