An odd contrast...

[KitAkira]

Originally Posted by Okami

Wow, way to represent the site in a positive way that people will take seriously. I think I'll be looking elsewhere for help. Who the hell moderates this anyway?
Probably shouldn't have started your own thread, noob. Stop being so butthurt, you've gotten answers PS: 1:1 waist-hip ratio?! Nonsense

 

[Brothersport]

Originally Posted by Okami

Regarding pics, I am built like this man. Notice the wasp-like contrast between hips and chest/shoulders and crisp definitition of his backside. My backside shows quite clearly through my jeans and I don't feel like its very flattering. If I were a bigger man, I assume the difference in proportions would be less noticeable through jeans. My understanding is that a normal waist/hip ration on a man is 1:1. Regrettably (for me at least!) most jeans I find seem to keep this ratio in mind.

Thanks again to all who've replied!
winner

Originally Posted by Uncontrol

ok, now post a pic of your anus

 

[Robert]

Originally Posted by Okami

I am 5'9'', rather wiry build and I generally wear between a 30-32 waist, depending on the jean. Trouble is, I come equipped with about a 38' rear end. I tend toward boot or straight cut jeans but, needless to say, I have a very difficult time finding any jeans that fit. Skinny fit is out of the question for obvious reasons...they tend to look a bit hillarious on me.

Anyway, I greatly appreciate any time and suggestions!

LOL! A 38-foot ass!? That IS a problem...

 

[Cheweh]

LOL this is the funniest SF thread I've read in a while

 

[Robert]

I've never measured ******. Where exactly does one measure?

 

[TheTukker]

Originally Posted by Okami

Wow, way to represent the site in a positive way that people will take seriously. I think I'll be looking elsewhere for help. Who the hell moderates this anyway?

Not sure. Have you tried buying a 38 and have a tailor take in the waist? Just wondering whether it's too much of a 'drop up' to make that work.

 

[Robert]

Originally Posted by Lonneker

Not sure. Have you tried buying a 38 and have a tailor take in the waist? Just wondering whether it's too much of a 'drop up' to make that work.

Or he could just buy 38s and where them slouchy.

 

[Stylin-1]

Originally Posted by Uncontrol

ok, now post a pic of your anus

 

[scugger]

Originally Posted by Okami

I am 5'9'', rather wiry build and I generally wear between a 30-32 waist, depending on the jean. Trouble is, I come equipped with about a 38' rear end. I tend toward boot or straight cut jeans but, needless to say, I have a very difficult time finding any jeans that fit. Skinny fit is out of the question for obvious reasons...they tend to look a bit hillarious on me. Anyway, I greatly appreciate any time and suggestions!
I have a 32 inch waist and a 38+ inch hip. My previous jean was Ande Whall Slackers sized up to 33. The extra rise gave the needed room in the seat. The thing about that jean though is the thighs are still relatively narrow. I've pretty much grown out of that now. What I wear now are Imperial Shearers which I picked up from Self Edge a few months ago. These guys have more room ********** and thigh and still taper down to a 7.25 inch leg opening. I got a size 32 in these. I think these are supposed to look slouchy on top, but for me it just looks like a slip tapered jean, without the ball crunchingess of normal slim jeans. The rise is really high on these guys though. N&F Weird Guys would prob also work, but I have never tried these on myself.

 

[scugger]

Originally Posted by Robert

I've never measured ******. Where exactly does one measure?

Measure around your body like you would your waist but do it lower down. I think you are supposed to take the widest measurement you get. For me this is about half way down ******.

 

[Stylin-1]

You have 38" hips and wear jeans with a 7" hem? Does it look odd?

 

[scugger]

Originally Posted by Stylin-1

You have 38" hips and wear jeans with a 7" hem? Does it look odd?

I really thought it would before I tried it on, but it's not bad.

 

[Robert]

Originally Posted by scugger

Measure around your body like you would your waist but do it lower down. I think you are supposed to take the widest measurement you get. For me this is about half way down ******.

L

O

L

 

[danilo]

this thread is a success