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[johnapril]

I've never eaten in these places, but I thought this was interesting:

http://health.yahoo.com/experts/eatt...st-restaurants

 

[Johnny_5]

Gross. Nothing like a deep fried onion with ranch dressing and butter.

 

[GQgeek]

Originally Posted by Johnny_5

Gross. Nothing like a deep fried onion with ranch dressing and butter.

 

[rdawson808]

I was just talking to my wife about this last night. It's one thing if a restaurant claims their food is "healthy" when it really isn't. But who the **** goes to IHOP or Dairy Queen to have a healthy meal? If you do, you're an idiot. Since we know that they're not healthy, they shouldn't have to put nutritional info on their menus.



Here's what DQ's menu should say

Blizzard
Nutritional Information: It's a ******* Blizzard. Ice Cream with candy and cookies mixed into it. Get it? UNHEALTHY. Still want it? Yeah, I thought you did. 'Cause it's awesome.

Or IHOP:

Stack of Buttermilk Pancakes with strawberry flavored syrup
Nutritional Information: Didn't you read the name? Pancakes with sugary syrup = massive calories. What'd you think?

 

[Piobaire]

I think the thread title and subject, are combining for a solid effort of trying to rile people up. 7/10

 

[mgoose]

Originally Posted by rdawson808

Here's what DQ's menu should say

Blizzard
Nutritional Information: It's a ******* Blizzard. Ice Cream with candy and cookies mixed into it. Get it? UNHEALTHY. Still want it? Yeah, I thought you did. 'Cause it's awesome.

Haha awesome, a Cookie Dough blizzard hold the fudge is one of my favorite summertime treats. And yeah even though I eat healthy 90% of the time, I've never looked at the Nutritional Info for a blizzard, I know it's unhealthy I'm eating it because it's god damn delicious.

 

[rdawson808]

Originally Posted by mgoose

Haha awesome, a Cookie Dough blizzard hold the fudge is one of my favorite summertime treats. And yeah even though I eat healthy 90% of the time, I've never looked at the Nutritional Info for a blizzard, I know it's unhealthy I'm eating it because it's god damn delicious.

Just thinking about it makes me drool. I might take a risk on it--and I'm both diabetic and lactose intolerant.

b

 

[robertorex]

Outback:

Bloomin' Onion
Nutritional Info:

BACK THE **** UP!!! IS THAT A BLOOMIN' ONION?!?!?! You bet your stupid ass it is. It's not just any pile of onion rings you ignorant ****. This **** clogs veins, arteries, nostrils, anuses, or whatever canals your fucktard ass manages to have. The **** are you waiting for?? Order it up and die you stupid sack of kangaroo ****.

 

[robbie]

why do threads like these have geographic titles?

Canada has these same restaurants too.

And really, if you are eating at Denny's/IHOP you are either wanting your life to be over (senior citizen), your pimp is paying, or you are drunk and not really worried about calories.

 

[whiteslashasian]

Originally Posted by robbie

why do threads like these have geographic titles? Canada has these same restaurants too. And really, if you are eating at Denny's/IHOP you are either wanting your life to be over (senior citizen), your pimp is paying, or you are drunk and not really worried about calories.
They are great for hangover meals too (not *really* but I always do it regardless). I love the Bloomin' Onion Nutritional info.

 

[MetroStyles]

Originally Posted by robertorex

Outback:

Bloomin' Onion
Nutritional Info:

BACK THE **** UP!!! IS THAT A BLOOMIN' ONION?!?!?! You bet your stupid ass it is. It's not just any pile of onion rings you ignorant ****. This **** clogs veins, arteries, nostrils, anuses, or whatever canals your fucktard ass manages to have. The **** are you waiting for?? Order it up and die you stupid sack of kangaroo ****.

I lolled.

 

[Jekyll]

Originally Posted by robbie

Canada has these same restaurants too.

What the **** is a "Canada"?

 

[unjung]

Originally Posted by Jekyll

What the **** is a "Canada"?

"I think it's the name of those houses over there."

 

[dah328]

Originally Posted by johnapril

I've never eaten in these places, but I thought this was interesting:
You should loosen up a little.

 

[countdemoney]

Originally Posted by dah328

You should loosen up a little.

JA hangs at OCB. Don't let him fool ya.






*sorry JA, too easy