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Am I a douche?

aleeboy

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Gentlemen,

After reading this forum over the last few months, it had suddenly dawned upon me that I am a Douche. Why do I say this... because I have True Religion and Rock & Republic jeans sitting at home. Is it right to say that someone is a Douche simply because they have these atrocities in their wardrobes?

FYI, I also have a pair of standard issue Douche style aviators sans tinted lenses.

So, am I a Douche or can such jeans actually work?
 

grimslade

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Wrong forum. Try SW&D. They can answer this.
 

Swank

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I've never heard of these brands, is that what is traditionally worn
with a too snug Ed Hardy t-shirt and a metal studded belt and
the obligatory goatee?
 

whodini

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Originally Posted by grimslade
Wrong forum. Try SW&D. They can answer this.

Don't you dare push this on us. When a dog takes a crap on your lawn do you pick it up and throw it at your neighbor's?
 

lawyerdad

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Originally Posted by whodini
Don't you dare push this on us. When a dog takes a crap on your lawn do you pick it up and throw it at your neighbor's?
Grimslade you bastard, I knew that was you.
 

itsstillmatt

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Originally Posted by whodini
Don't you dare push this on us. When a dog takes a crap on your lawn do you pick it up and throw it at your neighbor's?
No, you put it in a bag and throw it in the garbage
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MaxJones

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Originally Posted by whodini
Don't you dare push this on us. When a dog takes a crap on your lawn do you pick it up and throw it at your neighbor's?

+1

Nor do you put it in a bag, light in on fire, leave it on some poor unsuspecting bastard's front porch and ring the doorbell, which is what the questioner has done here.

I'd suggest that to be full-on, card carrying douchebag, you wouldn't have the self-awareness to ask the question. You'd be too busy being awesome, partying and banging chicks to soul-search.
 

acidboy

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Originally Posted by whodini
Don't you dare push this on us. When a dog takes a crap on your lawn do you pick it up and throw it at your neighbor's?

Well, we'd pick it up with our Carlo Franco tie first see....
 

erdawe

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Originally Posted by acidicboy
Well, we'd pick it up with our Carlo Franco tie first see....

So you make slingshots to hurl crap with thickly woven silk?
 

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