Allow myself to introduce... myself

[why]

Hey guys my girlfriend and I decided to lose weight together, so we need a list of exercises and foods we can eat.

Me: 6'8" 387lbs. looking to get down to maybe 376. Healthy, but can't swim because I've been banned from all the local pools. I have a digestive disorder that causes me to accidentally defecate from time to time, but otherwise I'm open to everything besides veggies.
Her: 5'2" 130lbs. Recently got in a car wreck and is in a full body cast for the next six months. Vegetarian.

Also, what haircut should we get?

 

[gannonyu]

Hey douglas and sf'ers
just wanted to say hi to everyone, but I didn't want to start a new thread =)

Been at the other SF for a long time, and have been gravitating to a more styleforum-style over the last little while.

 

[Thomas]

Originally Posted by why

Hey guys my girlfriend and I decided to lose weight together, so we need a list of exercises and foods we can eat.

Me: 6'8" 387lbs. looking to get down to maybe 376. Healthy, but can't swim because I've been banned from all the local pools. I have a digestive disorder that causes me to accidentally defecate from time to time, but otherwise I'm open to everything besides veggies.
Her: 5'2" 130lbs. Recently got in a car wreck and is in a full body cast for the next six months. Vegetarian.

Also, what haircut should we get?

I needed that bowl of surreal.

 

[Douglas]

Originally Posted by gannonyu

just wanted to say hi to everyone, but I didn't want to start a new thread =)

WIN

 

[teddieriley]

IBBTE.

(In before best thread ever).

 

[JustinW]

Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long long year, stolen many man's soul and faith
I was around when Jesus Christ had His moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Pilate washed his hands and sealed His fate
Pleased to meet you hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you is the nature of my game

 

[A Y]

 

[LabelKing]

I wonder if this forum has the most mentions of Peter Wyngarde?

 

[IUtoSLU]

Originally Posted by LabelKing

I wonder if this forum has the most mentions of Peter Wyngarde?

Whichever forum you post in most.

 

[Connemara]

"My name is Richie Cunningham. This is my wife, Oprah."

 

[TGPlastic]

My name is Kim Chi and I'm good at math.