So this afternoon Ashley from Charleston calls, phone on counter, caller ID says simply Ashley..I go out into garage to order boots, wife says, after I come in, Who was that Ashley????? Showed her pictures of boots, she said "those look like something you wear" surprised you don't have them already.
LOL.
I love how your wife has more to worry about with shoes than the fact that a woman calls you up in the middle of the day.
"Oh your husband cheats on you? Mine just buys shoes..."