Advice Needed:Pants for guys with junk in the trunk.

[Dias]

Alright guys, so I've had this problem for pretty much my whole life and I would greatly appreciate some help or suggestions.

I'm 5'11, 175 lbs with a 32" waist. Not to sound crass, but ****** is huge. Disproportionately so. It makes my girlfriend jealous. I can put on a pair of 38" pants and pull out the waist like a post-Subway Jared, but there's no way they are slipping down over my twin Kilimanjaros without an Atlas tug. Pants NEVER fit me right. I've had maybe three or four pair in the last few years that have fit me decently. I'm very much fed up with it, and I made an account on this forum specifically to post this thread.

If you guys have ANY suggestions, be it specific brands, sizing, cuts, or anything at all please let me know. Thanks a lot.

 

[sns23]

Sounds like Made to Measure to me.

 

[dorolf07]

you should have your pants custom made then so you have the exact fit for your size.

 

[Wolfador]

MTM or Buttock Liposculpture

 

[GBR]



MTM or Buttock Liposculpture

+1.

So elegantly expressed as well.

 

[blahman]

What if op squats hardcore? Lipo won't suck muscle yo. I've actually got a workmate who is a tank of a man with horse legs and small waist, who can probably punch a shark out. It is literally impossible to find trousers OTR for him without alterations, so he usually get the size of wide leg trousers that accommodates his arse and thighs and really take it in.

You really shouldn't go narrow leg opening with that arse anyway - you'll en up looking like humpty dumpty.

 

[Wolfador]



What if op squats hardcore? .

Then stop

 

[ancdmd]

What if op squats hardcore? Lipo won't suck muscle yo. I've actually got a workmate who is a tank of a man with horse legs and small waist, who can probably punch a shark out.

LOL