absolute worst possible names

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  1. acidboy

    acidboy Senior member

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    +1 on Princeton and Harvard, I also knew brothers with those names, thing is their last name is "Yu".

    Fade is right with the Chinese, I don't understand the thinking of some of our brethren.... I met a guy named Edgar Allan Pe and another named Magic Chongson. My wife does business with a girl named "Hygene"!
     
  2. tiecollector

    tiecollector Senior member

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    I can think of several options; my favorite is "the Colonel". What did you have in mind?

    What about "Private"?

    Or if it really stands at attention "Private First Class"?

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  3. X-It

    X-It Senior member

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    - Apple (Daughter of actress Gwyneth Paltrow and singer Chris Martin).
    - Aurelius (Son of model Elle MacPherson and Arpad Busson).
    - Banjo (Son of actress Rachel Griffiths and Andrew Taylor).
    - Caspar (Son of model Claudia Schiffer and Matthew Vaughn).
    - Diezel (Son of singer Toni Braxton and Keri Lewis).
    - Hazel Patricia (Twin daughter of actress Julia Roberts and Danny Moder).
    - Phinneaus Walter (Twin son of actress Julia Roberts and Danny Moder).
    - Pilot Inspektor (Son of actor Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf).
    - True Harlow (Daughter of actress Joely Fisher and Christopher Duddy).
     
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    LabelKing Senior member

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    Chastity Bono is another odd name though I think it works.
     
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    California Dreamer Senior member

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    Gotta give a big shout-out to Bob Geldof's offspring: Peaches, Fifi Trixibelle and Pixie. Not to mention their half-sister Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily.
     
  6. globetrotter

    globetrotter Senior member

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    a lot of lower class colombians name their kids funny english names - "princess dianna" was pretty common for a while, "gentleman" stuff like that.
     
  7. spertia

    spertia Senior member

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    When I moved here, I discovered that my "new" telephone number apparently had last been assigned to a deadbeat couple; for months I was constantly getting calls for them from collection agencies. The wife's name? Destiny Roulette.
     
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    Given that I have a pretty strange name myself, I will withhold any comment on this thread.
     
  9. Dakota rube

    Dakota rube Senior member

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    why do you ask, Two Dogs Fucking?
     
  10. globetrotter

    globetrotter Senior member

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    why do you ask, Two Dogs Fucking?

    lol
     
  11. rdawson808

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    - Hazel Patricia (Twin daughter of actress Julia Roberts and Danny Moder).

    I gotta say, there's nothing strange about Hazel. It used to be very common. And I like some of these older names that have fallen out of favor.

    Ashley and Kelly for guys are also good names. The "hur hur you've got a girl's name" sort of comments are mystifying.


    and I've heard that Female/Fe-mal-ey story many times in different settings. I'm pretty sure it's urban legend.


    b
     
  12. Burzum

    Burzum Active Member

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    Yeah when it comes to first names some people get really screwed.

    Guy in my school with the Last name Enos. Of all the thinks they can name their boy what do they name him?

    PAUL ENOS - that kid did not have a great time in high school.

    Another guy in school had the Name Wayne Keen. There are ust some uncool parents out there or maybe phonetically challenged?
     
  13. Toiletduck

    Toiletduck Senior member

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    why do you ask, Two Dogs Fucking?

    :rofl:
     
  14. Fulcannelli

    Fulcannelli Senior member

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    And the Irish Michaels of this world tend to get assassinated:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael..._(Irish_leader)

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    Anyways, last time I checked, I was sitting prettier than you were.

    Jon.


    Im supposed to be related to this guy... my names not Michael though...

    I cant stand all American names like Bud and Chad.. or pretentious names that celebrities name their offspring like summer breeze or moon beam, must be a kabala thing...lol

    I love the name Moriati though, wish i'd been called that.
     
  15. slycedbred

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    I know a kid named Brandall .
     

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