absolute worst possible names

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  1. Caexars

    Caexars Member

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    "angus"


    Incidentally, I know an Angus. He's tall, tutonic, with red hair and a red goatee.

    He just had a "100% Black Angus Beef" label tattooed onto his thigh.

    All he's missing is a broadsword.
     


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  3. FidelCashflow

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    Lexus, Mercedes..

    "She couldn't afford a car so she named her daughter Alexis" - kanye west [​IMG]
     


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    I have a friend who apparently knew this kid named Isaac Dick. He must've had a rough time in school.
     


  5. Crowlin

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    There seems to be many English-speaking people calling their daughters "McKenzie" or some variation thereof.

    Little do they realise that this is a Gaelic patronymic that means "Son of Kenneth."
     


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    Jerametrius Butler
     


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    A friend of mine was a social worker in Savannah, GA. She once had to register a kid named Taranchula. I once saw a list of names that included (last, first) Hung, Hem. Must have been an Asian porn star!
     


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    I had two twin neighbors named History and Africa.

    Shitoria, I mean if a child named Victoria can go by Vicky; I guess Shitoria, could go by Shitty.
     


  9. FidelCashflow

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    I have a friend who apparently knew this kid named Isaac Dick. He must've had a rough time in school.

    [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
     


  10. The Deacon

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    There's a media type in Boston named Jose A. ____ and his brother's name is Jose B._____. He was called JosA and his brother JosB growing up.

    My brother had an asian classsmate named Hungwell.
     


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  12. Dakota rube

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    I grew up with a family of boys who all (five or six of them IIRC) had their father's first name. Arrogant bastard.
     


  13. RJman

    RJman Posse Member Dubiously Honored

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    I grew up with a family of boys who all (five or six of them IIRC) had their father's first name. Arrogant bastard.

    The Foremans?
     


  14. Dakota rube

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    A bit better than yesterday, all day vomiting for
    ^ Yeah. I forgot about ole George...
     


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