absolute worst possible names

[Dakota rube]

Originally Posted by rdawson808

Felix Leiter is the name of Bond's CIA counterpart. Always played by a black man, currently Jeffrey Wright. Then there's Felix Unger from The Odd Couple. I think it's a pretty cool name. But being named after the cat is just dumb; never admit that.

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Surprised noone mentioned Felix Frankfurter.

 

[West24]

Felix Da Housecat

 

[datasupa]

Thread reminds me of that Pounder school graduation ceremony sketch with Steve Carell on SNL.

 

[norcaltransplant]

My hometown has a large Hmong population. A common surname among the Hmong people is Her or Herr. As it so happens, the name Bang is a popular first name. To confirm this unfortunate cross-cultural coincidence, refer to the Fresno High yearbook from either 1997 or 1998.

 

[oneblood]

Kid in my graduating class was named Ici Yu...he was actually pretty creepy too. He used to show up uninvited to people's houses.

 

[LabelKing]

Originally Posted by West24

Felix Da Housecat

Remix.

 

[imanikehead]

met a guy today his name was Roar

 

[Guy Smiley]

Originally Posted by hi-val

I saw a kid in the paper named Anakin. I felt a mixture of pity for him and anger at his parents for thinking that was an appropriate name for their child.

My friend's sister named their baby boy Anakin. Was the paper from South Bend, IN? Anyway, it's disgusting.

Oh, and yes, the middle name is Skywalker.

And the baby sister is named Skylar, which I'm pretty sure is supposed to be a boy's name?

 

[username79]

Lexus, Mercedes..

 

[RJman]

Originally Posted by arnach

Lexus, Mercedes..

Portia?

 

[gdl203]

Originally Posted by arnach

Lexus, Mercedes..
but Mercedes was a first name before it was a car brand. It's still a pretty common name in some Spanish-speaking countries

 

[SoCal2NYC]

Originally Posted by gdl203

but Mercedes was a first name before it was a car brand. It's still a pretty common name in some Spanish-speaking country

Like Harlem?

 

[stickonatree]

Originally Posted by HORNS

I know of a guy whose last name is *****.

david seaman was the keeper for the english soccer team in the 90's

 

[RJman]

Seen a guy with the name Kunta Kinte Whyte -- guess he was born during Roots.

 

[shoreman1782]

An acquaintance of mine dated a guy named Richard Johnson, who was an enlistee in the coast guard.