A**holes who think they are more important than everyone else

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  1. FidelCashflow

    FidelCashflow Senior member

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    I was at mcdonalds on friday during the lunch rush in a long lineup. One guy who looked like he just nipped out of his office came running in, pushed his way in front of the person at the front of the line and told the lady at the counter "I'm very busy, I need you to deliver a big mac meal to my office right away!" The lady told him they don't do that, and he proceeded to throw a tantrum and yell about "I"m too busy for this shit! Deliver it to my office! I can't stand in line with the rest of these people!" It was comedy.
     


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    that shit would not fly at the mcdonalds by my house. he would have been violently removed by the rest of the line

    also, how big of an asshole do you have to be that you think mcdonalds will deliver for you?
     


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    What an idiot. Bigtimers have assistants to do stuff like that for them. In the alternative, he could have called a place that actually delivers...
     


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    So this A**hole in a Nissan truck pulls up into the parking lot outside my apartment complex(I'm watching from my 3rd story window). The guy decides he's gonna be cool and triple park lengthwise across the parking spots. The Ass gets out with the definite "that guy" swag and walks away as a very attractive girl gets out of the passenger seat(obviously he made no effort to even wait on her)...after watching several older women have to park much farther away due to this Ass's attitude I calmly walked to the fridge and grabbed one of the eggs that has been prepping for 3 months just for a moment like this...I double checked for witnesses and then smoothly placed the egg in his truck bed...walked away and continued studying.

    One Asshole sometimes requires a second.
     


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    I double checked for witnesses and then smoothly placed the egg in his truck bed...walked away and continued studying.
    Good move, but while I was reading, I was mentally cheering you on to nonchalantly throw the rotten egg out the third-story window onto asshat's windshield. As for asshats I've dealt with recently, some guy was "in a hurry" at my job, so he butt in front of 4 people in line. Our store doesn't have security and we aren't allowed to say stuff in these cases (don't want it to escalate), but I told him all of his 20% off coupons were invalid when they actually were still applicable. Being patient could have saved him $40.
     


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    The guy decides he's gonna be cool and triple park lengthwise across the parking spots.
    Can someone explain why a**holes seem to enjoy parking their cars across multiple spots? I've never understood this phenomenon.
     


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    I was at mcdonalds on friday during the lunch rush in a long lineup. One guy who looked like he just nipped out of his office came running in, pushed his way in front of the person at the front of the line and told the lady at the counter "I'm very busy, I need you to deliver a big mac meal to my office right away!" The lady told him they don't do that, and he proceeded to throw a tantrum and yell about "I"m too busy for this shit! Deliver it to my office! I can't stand in line with the rest of these people!" It was comedy.
    Seriously? In this province? In this economy? Hell in the snowstorm my entire city went home on Friday at 2 p.m. We aren't too busy to collect our Big Mac combos.
     


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    So on friday I was doing some work when I realized I hadn't eaten. Worried that the McDonalds would be busy because of the lunch rush, I nipped out of the office and ran in. I pushed my way in front of the person at the front of the line and told the lady at the counter "I'm very busy, I need you to deliver a big mac meal to my office right away!" The lady told me they don't do that, and I proceeded to get angry and yell about "I'm too busy for this shit! Deliver it to my office! I can't stand in line with the rest of these people!" There was this one guy who was just looking at me with this smirk, probably thinking that this was comedic or something. What an asshole.
     


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    Wow, the same thing happened twice in one day. What are the odds?
     


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    So on friday I was doing some work when I realized I hadn't eaten. Worried that the McDonalds would be busy because of the lunch rush, I nipped out of the office and ran in. I pushed my way in front of the person at the front of the line and told the lady at the counter "I'm very busy, I need you to deliver a big mac meal to my office right away!" The lady told me they don't do that, and I proceeded to get angry and yell about "I'm too busy for this shit! Deliver it to my office! I can't stand in line with the rest of these people!" There was this one guy who was just looking at me with this smirk, probably thinking that this was comedic or something. What an asshole.
    [​IMG] Well played. Actually, it would have been better if you put some sort of sob story in the front like you were attending to a dying old lady or something.
     


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    What an idiot. Bigtimers have assistants to do stuff like that for them. In the alternative, he could have called a place that actually delivers...

    If I was a big timer I would never eat at McDonalds.....ever
     


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    So I was in a coffeeshop recently and it was packed. The line was to the door, and the poor employees were running themselves ragged trying to keep up. After I place my order, I'm standing near the pickup area and overhear this woman demand straws. Not "may I have a straw, please," mind you. Just "straws," said in the iciest voice that could possibly be applied to a single word. The kid behind the counter, who is frantically working on other orders, politely points out that there are straws right behind her, with the milk and sugar. She glares at him and says, "Short straws." My jaw dropped. The poor kid stopped what he was doing, with probably 20 people waiting, and got her short straws. Yet she still marched out in a huff, as though she'd been personally wronged. I'd have said something to her, had I thought it would have made a difference.
     


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    [​IMG] Well played. Actually, it would have been better if you put some sort of sob story in the front like you were attending to a dying old lady or something.

    Ha yeah, you're right. Next time...
     


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