A bad situation I'm in.

[Jovan]

I hooked up with a friend the other week whose identity I won't disclose. We had sex. I didn't even plan on it. Long story short, she ended up late for her period. It was confirmed by a pregnancy test recently. At the time I heard this news, I had already spent most of my paycheck paying rent, gas for car, etc. So, I'm asking a big favour of all of you: Please help me get money for an abortion. If she doesn't get an abortion now, it'll both be more painful to get one later and her parents will find out somehow or another. I would really, really appreciate it and I'll pay you all back in any amount you give. I'm leaving for work now, but any kind thoughts at least would be good. Thanks, Jovan

 

[minya]

nevermind

 

[whoopee]

That's rough. How much do you think you'll need?

 

[Aaron]

Originally Posted by minya

Are you honestly asking people on this site to donate money so you can pay for your one-night stand can get an abortion?

because... if so.... hahahahhhahahaahahahahhahaha.

edit: Perhaps some revealing photographs would help convince some of us.
Dude, while I don't agree with Jovan's actions that is pretty uncalled for.

A.

 

[whoopee]

Seriously.

 

[minya]

nevermind

 

[j]

This is probably the most inappropriate post I've ever seen in my life.

 

[Matt]

Originally Posted by j

This is probably the most inappropriate post I've ever seen in my life.
i was thinking it may be the greatest thread ive ever seen. and so great that it is filed under 'social life'

 

[chorse123]

Originally Posted by j

This is probably the most inappropriate post I've ever seen in my life.

Or one of the least tasteful April fool's jokes.

 

[minya]

Originally Posted by chorse123

Or one of the least tasteful April fool's jokes.
OH MAN I COMPLETELY FORGOT WHAT DAY IT IS.

Ahahahahahaha. Well played.

 

[shellshock]

Originally Posted by trogdor

Damn.
If this is an April Fool's Day joke thread, then you got me.

Please tell us if it is, so that I can stop feeling bad for you.

seriously. but replace "feeling bad for you" with "thinking you're a moron".

 

[Connemara]

Wow, the April Fool's thing didn't even cross my mind.

So, real or hoax?

 

[trogdor]

Damn.
If this is an April Fool's Day joke thread, then you got me.

Please tell us if it is, so that I can stop feeling bad for you.

 

[Jovan]

April Fool's.

 

[whoopee]

Originally Posted by chorse123

Or one of the least tasteful April fool's jokes.

Yes.