6th Annual Thrift Thread Gift Exchange Unveiling

[capnwes]

The last time I mixed eggnog and xanax was in 2000. Woke up the next day with bloody feet and found my favorite sneaks and shirt in the front yard. Turns out I had challenged everyone to foot races in the street....in December. Must have been convinced my shoes were slowing me down. I, of course, don't remember it at all....but my feet do.

 

[Bahljs]

IF you all have me, I'm finalizing a change of address through USPS. I'm unsure if that's holding anything up, but that's what is happening currently on my end.

 

[Thrift Vader]

@HansderHund I don't want to know who didn't send to me. i'm sure they had their reasons. so if you want to trawl back through years of posts to make me a villain. you are welcome to. That year i was stood up. by both Thriftmas, and the Scavenger hunt. 'til this day i have received neither.

but here i am.

Spoiler

sending boxes, completing my trades, sending thoughtful gifts when i find them,standing by fellow members when they ask me to,welcoming the new guys, exceeding dollar value on my end of deals. over the years, being the kind ear for those with troubles. encouraging the discussion of men's mental health. no strings attached.offering free help to you when you were car shopping.
- and yes, i appreciate the Tire depth gauge you sent in return.cool gadget. thanks.

so sue me. for being steadfast. honest. and unshakable in my conviction.

you wanna dream up some **** from now, i hate ebay, i hate spoo, i hate puppies??
-you will have to wait for a reply from my hot secretary, she doesn't speak English, so you are **** outta luck.

you are right, @barrelntrigger did indeed bring me some items. from @1ofTheCoolKids. and that will not be forgotten. he's a good man.
you see, real friends aren't made by thumbing posts, or riding coat tails. they are made by doing the right thing by each other. and being honest. real friends from in here will travel the world to hang out. and it's a tradition that continues.

you lads can have your xanax, i'll settle for my self respect.

except for @capnwes ,that sounds like a fun time.

 

[Fueco]

The last time I mixed eggnog and xanax was in 2000. Woke up the next day with bloody feet and found my favorite sneaks and shirt in the front yard. Turns out I had challenged everyone to foot races in the street....in December. Must have been convinced my shoes were slowing me down. I, of course, don't remember it at all....but my feet do.

Sounds like a good time?

 

[SpooPoker]

I see the mail truck down the block!!!

 

[Thrift Vader]

Today is your day. *Fingers crossed*

 

[eazye]

For ***** sake, not even the thriftmas thread is safe from **** posting.

 

[richnet12]

But I like Holliday puppies!

 

[kbadgley84]

The last time I mixed eggnog and xanax was in 2000. Woke up the next day with bloody feet and found my favorite sneaks and shirt in the front yard. Turns out I had challenged everyone to foot races in the street....in December. Must have been convinced my shoes were slowing me down. I, of course, don't remember it at all....but my feet do.

When I used to do a ton of drugs Xanax was one of them and I remember taking a bunch and trying to walk out of a grocery store with Red Bull’s and loose Brachs candies stuffed in my pockets. I was too fucked up to run so I just went back in when the confronted me outside. My 1 year ban from there has come and gone.

Edit: PSA: the withdrawal (physical) from frequent Xanax use is ******* horrendous and lasts about 2 months (and has a pretty high possibility of death associated with it) Just putting that out there. Carry on

 

[Thrift Vader]

For ***** sake, not even the thriftmas thread is safe from **** posting.

eh, why humor the guy. . . .

 

[SpooPoker]

Mail came today!!

 

[Thrift Vader]

Hang in there. i'm sure it will arrive.

 

[Purplelabel]

Mail came today!!

Tracey Morgan is way too funny.

Even watching this gif in his makes me laugh, reading along in his voice.

 

[1ofTheCoolKids]

YAY! It finally made it!

Tracking History
December 28, 2017
1:47 pm
Delivered,
SWEDEN

December 28, 2017
12:53 pm
Attempted Delivery - Scheduled for another delivery attempt today,
SWEDEN

 

[Cj52racers]

**** now I feel super bad about my gift not arriving.

Shame away, I’ll be the first to shame myself! But ***** sake, it’s not my fault I have had to pay twice to shipping to America, replace one item due to damage and international postage at Christmas doesn’t run smoothly.

Shame me all you want, but I’ve covered the cost of entry to another member and down the above.

I don’t think anyone would be too worried about it if something like this happens. The post office ***** up, it happens all the time.

I am still not home yet, so idk if my package is there yet. However, if it isn’t, it’s not a big deal. The only time I would be upset by it is if it was someone who got to the post number and then just disappeared. I enjoy looking for **** for my thriftmasee just as much as receiving.

I’m also find the gentle ribbing from guys who haven’t received more as light humor than anything. No one in here has been a dick about it.

Happy holidays gents!