Taken from http://vexedone.blogspot.com/ My church recently put out another study guide that follows the Sunday morning sermons. In the back are "125 Bible Questions for Kids." I thought they were amusing, horrifying and, generally, hilarious. Here are some examples: Q. "Who wrote the Bible?" A. "God told His people what to write down." Q. "Does the Bible have any mistakes?" A. "No, it is perfect." Q. "Will animals be in heaven?" A. "Yes." Q. "Will heaven be scary?" A. "No, everything is fun an it never even gets dark." Q. "What are some sins you have done?" A. "Yelling, not sharing, stealing, yelling, lying, etc." (Yes, yelling was listed twice.) Q. "Name some things a Christian husband is supposed to do." A. "Love God, love his wife, work hard, make money, etc." Q. "What will Jesus be like when he comes back to stop the bad guys?" A. "He will ride a horse, wear a white robe dipped in blood, and have a sword coming from his mouth." Q. "Who should tell a girl who she should marry?" A. "Her daddy." These are all copied word-for-word from the book. Seriously.