$1,500,000 to drop for a luxury sport sedan – what to get?!

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  1. Lone Wolf

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    The trouble with wale-penis-leather is that no matter how often they are polished, you'll never get rid of the smeg smell.
     


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    I like the 4-door version.

    The sedan doesn't look as bad as one would think. I wish they refused to go overboard on the chrome, otherwise the basic design of the car is really somewhat attractive.
     


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    The trouble with wale-penis-leather is that no matter how often they are polished, you'll never get rid of the smeg smell.

    Sadly, it was not to be. The hilarious press release:


    "We have no any ideas to kill the whale or something like that. All we want - to make just luxury car. Real luxury car which will be world number one car. Our brand was started at 1869 when in Riga was opened Coach Factory or Russo Baltiysky Vagonnij Zavod - PBVZ, and first products was luxury train coaches. At 1907 was made a decision to open Car Department, and at 1909 first car left factory - the name of this car was RussoBalt. This was luxury and sport cars. At 1911 specially for Monaco Rally car got french style name - RussoBaltique. At 1912 factory made world first 4 x 4 wheel drive car, and at 1914 - armored car. All we want to unite luxury and armoring traditions of RussoBalt factory in one car, which brand celebrated 100 years now. At 1922 RussoBalt was renamed to PROMBRON' (ex.RussoBalt).

    We just looking for most expensive products for this car - and that's why we choosed whale penis leathure when we checked it is most of most. After wave of protest we realised our mistake and make a decision not to use natural leathure at all. We will focus on world most advanced nanotechnologies to achieve interior highest quality using artificial materials which also was never used for cars. We want to tell our hello to all whales: "Our Sea Brothers! We all know that earth are stand on three whales - we will keep You live! We don't Earth fall down to Ocean!"

    Also we make a decision to pay more attention to glass and on our new car model we will use glass which will be made by special technology - from artificial grown chrystals, which will be gold sputerred to cut IR and UV rays, which make driving inconvinient when sun shine.

    Best regards,
    Leonard F. Yankelovich
    DARTZ.EU
     


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    Sadly, it was not to be. The hilarious press release:


    "We have no any ideas to kill the whale or something like that. All we want - to make just luxury car. Real luxury car which will be world number one car. Our brand was started at 1869 when in Riga was opened Coach Factory or Russo Baltiysky Vagonnij Zavod - PBVZ, and first products was luxury train coaches. At 1907 was made a decision to open Car Department, and at 1909 first car left factory - the name of this car was RussoBalt. This was luxury and sport cars. At 1911 specially for Monaco Rally car got french style name - RussoBaltique. At 1912 factory made world first 4 x 4 wheel drive car, and at 1914 - armored car. All we want to unite luxury and armoring traditions of RussoBalt factory in one car, which brand celebrated 100 years now. At 1922 RussoBalt was renamed to PROMBRON' (ex.RussoBalt).

    We just looking for most expensive products for this car - and that's why we choosed whale penis leathure when we checked it is most of most. After wave of protest we realised our mistake and make a decision not to use natural leathure at all. We will focus on world most advanced nanotechnologies to achieve interior highest quality using artificial materials which also was never used for cars. We want to tell our hello to all whales: "Our Sea Brothers! We all know that earth are stand on three whales - we will keep You live! We don't Earth fall down to Ocean!"

    Also we make a decision to pay more attention to glass and on our new car model we will use glass which will be made by special technology - from artificial grown chrystals, which will be gold sputerred to cut IR and UV rays, which make driving inconvinient when sun shine.

    Best regards,
    Leonard F. Yankelovich
    DARTZ.EU


    Is this some kind of hoax? [​IMG]
     


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    The 4 door is hideous. I'd much rather have this for a fraction of the cash [​IMG]
     


  8. tagutcow

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    The trouble with wale-penis-leather is that no matter how often they are polished, you'll never get rid of the smeg smell.

    I have talked with Fok, and we have agreed that when I die, the interior of my Dodge Prizm will be re-upholstered in tagut-penis leather and auctioned off to pay for a server upgrade for StyleForum.

    You're welcome. [​IMG]
     


  9. kwilkinson

    kwilkinson Having a Ball

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    Could a tagut penis even make enough leather for a keychain?
     


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    I would go for an Aston Martin or a Bentley..Every pic on here looks ugly next to them.
     


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    2 door version def better looking than 4 door
     


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    Ugly car...

    But... this is cool:

    [​IMG]

    Fits here:

    [​IMG]
     


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    I do like the interior, a lot:
    [​IMG]
     


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    I would go for an Aston Martin or a Bentley..Every pic on here looks ugly next to them.
    I'd take the Aston Martin for sure.
     


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