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“I Went To Wharton. It Goes Without Saying That You Should Want To F*** Me.”

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by millionaire75, Oct 11, 2007.

  1. RJman

    RJman Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    Could he be the same person as Eric Glennie?
     
  2. Will

    Will Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    Could he be the same person as Eric Glennie?

    That is an insult to Glennie.
     
  3. James Bond

    James Bond Senior member

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    Why the hell is he bragging about an 8.9 on Hotornot? That site seems skewed. I've got a 9.8, and I don't think I'm attractive.

    Also, I'm extremely curious about his SAT/ACT/GMAT scores. Something tells me I match up favorably with him.
     
  4. Matt

    Matt Senior member

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    I was in the audience at 'Girlfriend you must be trippin show up on Ricki lookin like that youre busted!' - close up of me and everything.

    By his criteria, I am practically Tom Hanks.
     
  5. FLMountainMan

    FLMountainMan Senior member

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    Couldn't resist, so I sent him this:

    Lot to cover here, I really sent the second email because I felt bad for the nasty tone of the first. Your abilities at spin are a weird mixture of impressive and desparate, and there is just too much material to pass up. Point by Point.

    President:

    I graduated from Penn. Get a friend to look it up, then apologize.
    You took courses at Penn. Big difference.

    I never went to OSU. Find a grad to look me up - then apologize.
    So a resume from 1998, that matches everything else about you except where you attended undergrad, is not of you? Another John Page perhaps?

    Pat Robertson is lying. I am not. I did brag about it, I list it as a statistic.
    There is video of Pat actually doing this, just as I'm sure there is of you getting your degree from Wharton. You did brag about it, you used it to make the case that you were worthy of the attention of some internet chick. It's pretty average, even for someone as old as you.

    My mother died two years ago. I have no parents, grandparents or siblings. I am an orphan. Sorry if you don't like it.
    I have never met anyone else whose parents died when they were adults that called themselves an orphan. Just you.

    I didn't cut two people's heads off.
    No. And you aren't the worst person in the world. However, you are famous in a similar way to OJ Simpson.

    I was in Jezebel's Best Dressed in '02 and was in Esquire's best dressed man in America contest a few months ago.
    I am sure the folks at Jezebel regret the decision. You were "in" the contest? So you sent in an entry form? Congrats! Really impressive.

    I defend myself at all hours, like a normal person would.
    No, you don't. If some random stranger emailed me, I would delete it.

    I would assume someone younger than me could look better than me. But put a pic on hot or not, and see if you beat an 8.9. And that is at my age.
    John, you check in four times a day and delete your negative rankings. This is so transparent. It's awesomely sad that you care that much about your ratings on a widely derided website to do this.

    I don't claim to have a JD/MBA. I don't need one in M&A.
    Actually, a law degree is extremely helpful in M&A. That's why there are M&A Attorneys. Or did you mean Modeling & Acting? Is that seriously your career focus? If so, you cannot consider yourself a success by any stretch of the imagination. Really. Have you looked at your IMDB profile?

    You are not as strong as me, and yet have not passed the year of 35, when your testosterone starts to dip.
    Right. And I don't work out and admit that I am skinny. I have been in the gym maybe a dozen times the last three years and I am still almost as strong. Incredibly sad.

    A jeep does not compare to a BMW convertible.
    No, it doesn't in terms of price or maintenance costs. Still, ladies love it.

    Look up Day Player.
    "There are no dictionary entries for day player, but day, player are spelled correctly." Your point?

    There are people better than me, and I am better than others.
    Hah.

    It is called net worth. The golden rule. He who has all the gold, makes the rules!
    So you, with your used BMW convertible and cramped buckhead condo aren't exactly making a lot of rules, eh?

    I have no family.
    This is probably best for humanity.

    What makes you think I would ever have a problem with the opposite sex?
    A glance at your photograph.

    She hit on me!
    And rejected you when she dug a little deeper. Can't say I'm surprised.

    I don't need any advice from strangers. My life was cherry pie before the bloggers came out for blood!
    No, you are/were a failed model/actor, cruising for love on a dating website.
     
  6. FLMountainMan

    FLMountainMan Senior member

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    Ugh. You know what? I'm a douchebag for even starting this crap. Going to take my own advice and not respond to whatever response he sends. I'm an ass.
     
  7. Manny Calavera

    Manny Calavera Senior member

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    Ugh. You know what? I'm a douchebag for even starting this crap. Going to take my own advice and not respond to whatever response he sends. I'm an ass.
    Kind of. I almost feel bad for him but, God, what a waste of an existence.
     
  8. imageWIS

    imageWIS Senior member

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    Kind of.

    I almost feel bad for him but, God, what a waste of an existence.


    Indeed, think of all the positive, meaningful things he could have done instead of wasting his time on this.

    Jon.
     
  9. FLMountainMan

    FLMountainMan Senior member

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    Last post. My response on top. The white trash reference is from me admitting my family background is. It is, and I really don't care too much about it.

    JFP,

    I was going to write back and forth and string you along as much as I can, but I'm just creeped out now and a little disappointed in myself for even doing it. Winning a battle of wits with you is like winning the Special Olympics. Anyway, I hope you find peace someday.

    TRB


    John Page <sgnu88@hotmail.com> wrote:

    President:

    I graduated from Penn. I'll bet you $100K. I have the degree on the wall and I am in the Penn database. Go get a non white trash friend to look it up!

    There are pix of me on gay porn stars bodies - do you believe that too?

    I never said I broke any individual records. My stats are combined.

    Do you know anyone at my age that has no siblings, parents or grandparents? NO.

    I am famous for blowing off a chick via email. Shows the underbelly of America - when people like you come out.

    Yes, that is why I am featured in Jezebel and in the inside front. Only a few people got 2 pix.

    I will defend myself from all you psychos, nutbags and stalkers. I will either get you to go away or kick your ass or sue you. Pick one.

    I check HON as girls hit on me on that site, too. As far as I know, you can't rate yourself. I use it to find the best pix for my website. If I rated myself, I would be a ten. You can't delete any ratings of yourself, good or bad. Try the site yourself.

    I have been acting/modeling for 1.5 years on the side. I spent 1.5 years in Ohio, caring for my mom's estate. I think my resume is good, for a non-major market, over 1.5 years, for doing this on the side. I crushed the LSAT and GMAT, but thought MBA was more my style. I don't make moutains out of molehills, like lawyers do.

    You are YOUNG. Enjoy your youth and beauty. At your age, I would eat your lunch. Hell, at my age, I eat your lunch.

    No chick I would want to date would pick a Jeep over a BMW.

    A day player is someone who works one day on a movie, has a line or two, gets a trailer (like you grew up in), makes $800 a day and is done. Think doctor, friend, lawyer, butler, etc.

    Well, for instance, you can't carry my jockstrap in a dumptruck. That is one.

    This is my intown crash pad. Look it up on AJC.com site. My car costs $50K new, has 36K miles and is a DEPRECIABLE asset. Plus, my buddy is a BMW tech and keeps it mint!

    Listen. Who are people going to pick at the sperm bank - the Ivy League, 8.9 athlete or the white trash guy who is a stalker?

    Dude, let's go to a bar in a neutral site. I will eat your lunch getting numbers. Where is your pic, white trash?

    You can't reject someone you hit on. She knew she was outclassed. Where is she now, if she is SO HOT?

    I don't hit on chicks on Match.com. They hit on me. Look it up.

    So what do you want? To sniff my jockstrap? To fight? To eat my liver? I don't have time to waste, so let's get the point, stalker.

    I will take you out with the trash, so when are you coming by?

    Regards,

    JFP
     
  10. DNW

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    This is a little creepy, actually.
     
  11. FLMountainMan

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    Exactly why I feel like a douchebag creep. I'm honestly disappointed in myself for sinking that low.
     
  12. Piobaire

    Piobaire Senior member

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    ...&quot;kick your ass or sue you...&quot; Has to be quote of the year.
     
  13. appolyon

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    MountainMan, I'm sure you did it with the good intention of giving all of us here at SF a good laugh ... and I for one had a hearty chuckle this morning!

    If there was an award for worlds biggest douchebag im sure John Page would get it ...
     
  14. JetBlast

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    FLMountainMan, it's okay. It was entertaining, haha.

    JB
     
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    Ugh. You know what? I'm a douchebag for even starting this crap. Going to take my own advice and not respond to whatever response he sends. I'm an ass.

    You're not really a douchebag or an ass, but really, this is beneath you. Your better than this. Pretty much everyone is better than this.
     
  16. whacked

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    There are pix of me on gay porn stars bodies - do you believe that too?
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    You are YOUNG. Enjoy your youth and beauty. At your age, I would eat your lunch. Hell, at my age, I eat your lunch.

    ...
    Listen. Who are people going to pick at the sperm bank - the Ivy League, 8.9 athlete or the white trash guy who is a stalker?


    I like this guy. Not in a SoCal kind of way though.

    Does that make you feel any better, FLMountainMan?
     
  17. FLMountainMan

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    You're not really a douchebag or an ass, but really, this is beneath you. Your better than this. Pretty much everyone is better than this.

    That's pretty much what I realized after rereading my third reply. Oh well, glad I could bring a bit of levity into this dead thread. The guy is a spectacular douchebag, but dealing with him is like staring into Nietzche's abyss.
     
  18. Saucemaster

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    That's pretty much what I realized after rereading my third reply. Oh well, glad I could bring a bit of levity into this dead thread. The guy is a spectacular douchebag, but dealing with him is like staring into Nietzche's abyss.

    Or like reading some of the Current Events forum... which is also sometimes like staring into Nietzsche's abyss, actually.
     
  19. Master Shake

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    There was a great bit in a Curb Your Enthusiasm a couple weeks ago about this when Funkhouser's mom dies and he claims to be an orphan, which (of course) Larry calls him on.

    This reminds me of a Noel Coward quip I read in a NY Times book review recently. After an elderly friend/acquaintance of his despaired for weeks after the death of one of his parents, Coward said something along the lines of "It must be rough to be orphaned at the age of 71."
     
  20. Matt

    Matt Senior member

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    about 3 mins after you posted that I hit quick reply and wrote:

    &quot;dude, why bother? His life is his punishment&quot;

    ...thought better of it and didnt post it.
     

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