1. Welcome to the new Styleforum!

    We hope you’re as excited as we are to hang out in the new place. There are more new features that we’ll announce in the near future, but for now we hope you’ll enjoy the new site.

    We are currently fine-tuning the forum for your browsing pleasure, so bear with any lingering dust as we work to make Styleforum even more awesome than it was.

    Oh, and don’t forget to head over to the Styleforum Journal, because we’re giving away two pairs of Carmina shoes to celebrate our move!

    Please address any questions about using the new forum to support@styleforum.net

    Cheers,

    The Styleforum Team

    Dismiss Notice

Worst movie ever

Discussion in 'Entertainment, Culture, and Sports' started by Ambulance Chaser, Dec 21, 2004.

  1. drizzt3117

    drizzt3117 Well-Known Member

    Messages:
    13,141
    Joined:
    Aug 26, 2004
    Location:
    Orange County, CA
    I actually liked Equlibrium quite a bit, although some of the stuff was really really cheesy though. The end was cool.
     
  2. Aaron

    Aaron Well-Known Member

    Messages:
    1,153
    Joined:
    Oct 31, 2004
    Location:
    Vancouver and ?
    The Notebook. Ugh, this movie was so predictable I had the whole thing figured out in the first 5 minutes. I was also told repeatedly that I'd cry at some point during the movie (I have to admit I cry at movies...) not a tear, mostly just laughing and boredom. And I'm still having a tough time figuring out why all the women I've talked to about this movie "absolutly love it" but admit that's it "predictable as hell." I guess there are mysteries man was never meant to understand...

    A.

    P.S.>As for submarine movies you can't go wrong with "Das Boot" and "U-571"
     
  3. Tokyo Slim

    Tokyo Slim Well-Known Member

    Messages:
    19,179
    Joined:
    Apr 28, 2004
    Location:
    Where Eagles Dare!
    U-571???

    ugh

    bon-jovi *And* Americans cracking the Enigma? I know plenty of people across the pond who were pissed off about that one. It would be like the british saying that they took iwo-jima.
     
  4. PHV

    PHV Well-Known Member

    Messages:
    686
    Joined:
    Sep 23, 2004
    Pushing Tin. I heard about it from someone, and I was embarrased as hell when I made a friend watch the movie with me. Needless to say he doesn't trust me recommendations anymore, because Pushing Tin was probably one of the cheesiest movies I've ever seen.

    The constant one upmanship is just so sad... I've seen better plots in porno movies.
     
  5. PHV

    PHV Well-Known Member

    Messages:
    686
    Joined:
    Sep 23, 2004
    O yea.. I saw that a few months ago. What was the big deal about all of that stuff? That guy looks like a horrile publicist. How could Pacino play in such a turkey...
     
  6. imageWIS

    imageWIS Well-Known Member

    Messages:
    20,008
    Joined:
    Apr 19, 2004
    Location:
    New York City / Buenos Aires
    I did too. Cool special effect: if you look closely to the gunfire, you will sometimes see it come out in the form of the Tetragrammaton logo.

    Jon.
     
  7. Tokyo Slim

    Tokyo Slim Well-Known Member

    Messages:
    19,179
    Joined:
    Apr 28, 2004
    Location:
    Where Eagles Dare!
    What Women Want is on TV right now. Also not good.

    Not good in a very big way.
     
  8. Ambulance Chaser

    Ambulance Chaser Well-Known Member

    Messages:
    9,790
    Joined:
    Mar 7, 2002
    Location:
    Washington, D.C.
    I saw In The Cut, with Meg Ryan, last night.  The only good thing about it is that it gives you another movie with which to play "Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon."
     
  9. oscarthewild

    oscarthewild Well-Known Member

    Messages:
    2,338
    Joined:
    May 6, 2004
    "Freddy got fingered". If you haven't seen this and feel the need to endure mental pain, get it pronto.
     
  10. Aaron

    Aaron Well-Known Member

    Messages:
    1,153
    Joined:
    Oct 31, 2004
    Location:
    Vancouver and ?
    Wow, totally forgot about that one...I remember trying to watch it with my friends. We got about 15 minutes in saw the location shoots they did around where I live and than stopped it. Did you actually sit through it?

    A.
     
  11. mrgoblueguy

    mrgoblueguy Well-Known Member

    Messages:
    208
    Joined:
    Oct 1, 2004
    Location:
    Warren, Michigan Just North of Detroit
    The Postman with Kevin Costner is 3.5 hours of m ylife that went to waste.
     
  12. misterbowles

    misterbowles Well-Known Member

    Messages:
    268
    Joined:
    May 7, 2004
    Location:
    Burlington, VT
    I freakin' LOVE that movie. Lord help me, I don't know why...
     
  13. Thracozaag

    Thracozaag Well-Known Member

    Messages:
    3,134
    Joined:
    Aug 24, 2002
    Location:
    Cygnus X-1
    I have a new favorite. This film is unquestionably the most spectacularly, amazingly, unadulterated, flamingly, genius AWFUL film EVER:

    ZARDOZ


    koji
     
  14. Tokyo Slim

    Tokyo Slim Well-Known Member

    Messages:
    19,179
    Joined:
    Apr 28, 2004
    Location:
    Where Eagles Dare!
    Worse than Xanadu? IMDB doesn't think so...

    Poor John Boorman will be heartbroken to hear you didn't like his movie, and Sean Connery will probably say something about your mother.
     
  15. Thracozaag

    Thracozaag Well-Known Member

    Messages:
    3,134
    Joined:
    Aug 24, 2002
    Location:
    Cygnus X-1
    (Thracozaag @ April 02 2005,13:15) I have a new favorite. Â This film is unquestionably the most spectacularly, amazingly, unadulterated, flamingly, genius AWFUL film EVER: ZARDOZ koji
    Worse than Xanadu? IMDB doesn't think so... Poor John Boorman will be heartbroken to hear you didn't like his movie, and Sean Connery will probably say something about your mother.
    Connery's running around in a red diaper throughout the entire film; clearly he's got bigger concerns. koji
     
  16. hopkins_student

    hopkins_student Well-Known Member

    Messages:
    3,218
    Joined:
    Jul 8, 2004
    Location:
    North Carolina
    And they're making another one for Christ's sake.
     
  17. Tokyo Slim

    Tokyo Slim Well-Known Member

    Messages:
    19,179
    Joined:
    Apr 28, 2004
    Location:
    Where Eagles Dare!
    (faustian bargain @ Mar. 07 2005,12:40) any of the 'herbie the love bug' movies
    And they're making another one for Christ's sake.
    At least Don Knotts isn't going to be in it.
     
  18. oscarthewild

    oscarthewild Well-Known Member

    Messages:
    2,338
    Joined:
    May 6, 2004
    A bunch of us saw this in college one snowy evening. With the inevitable mind numbing, we thought it was pretty good. That was a long time ago. Maybe some of us did not realize that "altered states" had finished and a new movie had been put on.
     
  19. oscarthewild

    oscarthewild Well-Known Member

    Messages:
    2,338
    Joined:
    May 6, 2004
    "Freddy got fingered". Â If you haven't seen this and feel the need to endure mental pain, get it pronto.
    Wow, totally forgot about that one...I remember trying to watch it with my friends. We got about 15 minutes in saw the location shoots they did around where I live and than stopped it. Did you actually sit through it? A.
    Not only that but I had picked it for my wife and me to watch. Lets just say, I am on movie pick probation for the next two years. The scene where the dad is dancing around in his jockeys was truly repulsive. As I said, I am on the movie selector s&^% list. Great movie to suggest to your pain in the a&& roomate/office mate when he asks for a suggestion as a "hot" girl is coming over to see a movie with him.
     

Share This Page

Styleforum is proudly sponsored by