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Why are girls so clumsy ?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by lpalma121, Mar 14, 2013.

  1. Big Texas

    Big Texas Well-Known Member

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    Pretending to act cool about the lamp was the wrong way to go, mang. Now she'll never learn. Next time it'll be an even nicer lamp that meets its maker. Or maybe a statue or something (you are classy enough to own numerous statues, right?).

    The better strategy would have been to fall to the floor, flapping your arms about wildly and emitting a shrill, piercing cry of pain, while occasionally petting or nuzzling the bent lampshade and staring up at the girl, menacingly, like a wild animal stricken by the loss of its cub.

    The thing is, it wasn't just a lamp. She won't know that unless you make it very clear. Drunk bitches be socially tone deaf.
     
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  2. lasbar

    lasbar Well-Known Member

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    Luckily, you made her pay for it.:slayer:
     
  3. A Canuker

    A Canuker Well-Known Member

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    How did this thread has not been passed to DT I don't know but it brings the lulz.
     
  4. FunLovinStyle

    FunLovinStyle Well-Known Member

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    What you need to do is go over to her place and mess some stuff up for revenge. For teh lawls, you should be completely sober and just "accidentally" knock over everything you can. Then, start drinking, say "sorry," and leave. Bonus points if you rip her top off on your way out the door. Revenge dates are the best, second only to spite dates.
     
  5. HRoi

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    or you could forget to pull out. oopsies! I'm so clumsy!!
     
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  6. FLMountainMan

    FLMountainMan Well-Known Member

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    Give her an upperdecker. That's a classy way of showing her proper etiquette.
     
  7. Piobaire

    Piobaire Well-Known Member

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    HOLY FUCK! You have just entered the same category as Ed. DO NOT GOOGLE AN UNKNOWN TERM!
     
  8. Gibonius

    Gibonius Well-Known Member

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    That's like Class A stuff right there. Ed brings the Major League material.
     
  9. acidboy

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    damn! next time the wife makes me go with her to her snooty relative's house maybe I should do this
     
  10. Piobaire

    Piobaire Well-Known Member

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    So is this the OP?

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  11. Bhowie

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    Gross, why would you waste Dom P on fat chicks?
     
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  13. lawyerdad

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    You're doing it wrong.
     

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