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What's the deal with this guy in the bathroom? (Public Bathroom Etiquette)

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by patrickBOOTH, Jul 11, 2011.

  1. sonick

    sonick Well-Known Member

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    patrickBOOTH Well-Known Member

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    Clearly you have not read this thread.
     
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    I think he's new here.
     
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    venividivicibj Well-Known Member

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    Someone crapped on the toilet seat at the gym. . . How does this even happen. Were you squatting and missed?
     
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    Maybe it was an Asian who is used to doing that.

    When I was in the Cambodian wilderness I had to squat in the woods to shit and I was terrified that I would shit on my own pants so I took them completely off.

    I shit on them anyway.
     
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    venividivicibj Well-Known Member

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    Reminds me of Up - 'do you dig a hole first? Or after?'
     
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    gomestar Well-Known Member

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    so I'm sitting there and the guy in the stall next to me answers his phone. "Oh hey babe, what's up. Not much, just at work."

    the toilets are pretty loud and powerful, so of course I start to flush mine back-to-back-to-back while he tries to chat away.
     
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    I will never understand toilet talkers.
     
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    "what's that hun? That noise? Oh I just threw a roll of quarters into the fountain wishing I was with you."
     
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    stopped him from doing drugs though, so that's good.
     
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    Five year anniversary of this glorious threak.
     
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