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What's the deal with this guy in the bathroom? (Public Bathroom Etiquette)

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by patrickBOOTH, Jul 11, 2011.

  1. L'Incandescent

    L'Incandescent Well-Known Member

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    He just kept at it after you walked in?
     
  2. NAMOR

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    Yeah. There was a pause at which time I thought I was hearing things but sure enough, he was back at it 15 seconds later
     
  3. gomestar

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    you should have made some sensual grunting noises
     
  4. NAMOR

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    Ill walk into the stall next door and start watching some loud Japanese porn
     
  5. NAMOR

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    Take that!!!!!
     
  6. L'Incandescent

    L'Incandescent Well-Known Member

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    Many SF regulars would have asked the guy if he needed any help completing his mission.
     
  7. acularw

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    Walked into the bathroom to use the urinal quickly before I walked into my dentist's office. As soon as the door opened I smelled poop. Turns out, that someone had taken a giant shit in one of the two urinals. Just a great big pile that was stinking the bathroom up to high heaven. As I was taking a piss I was simultaneously trying not to smell it while hoping that no one walked in as I was walking out. And this was in a pretty nice office building...

    What is wrong with people?
     
  8. yjeezle

    yjeezle Well-Known Member

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    dude might: be bipolar, have alzheimer's, Klein-Levin syndrome

    you should be calling the hospital not be disgusted!
     
  9. lasbar

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    Bipolar?

    As I'm in my depressive phase , I feel offended by your remark..

    As I have mixed episodes with hypomania , I might kill myself laughing about it tomorrow..
     
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  10. sonick

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    LOL one of our toilets in the sales department just got clogged up for the third time, prompting one of the execs to send an email. Excerpts below:

     
  11. NORE

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  12. patrickBOOTH

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    Direct your exec to this thread. I can offer useful tips.
     
  13. Star

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    There is atleast one culture/religion where exposing your bowels to water is seriously considered a 'no no' for fear of offending ' the Water Gods'. So what they do is fill the toilet with paper until the water is covered. It got to the point where vigilante employees were waiting in the toilets to indentify the perp(s). The vigilantes were stopped by HR.

    We referred to these person(s) as 'Dodo's'- mythical birds that make nests:)
     
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  14. patrickBOOTH

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    That is insane. People are fucking nuts.
     
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    What culture / religion are we talking about?
     
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    A friend was visiting the London and made the aquaintance of a seemingly normal fellow who had a strange hobby : he would disable a public toilet (so that it could not be flushed) and then wait until someone used it (presumably to take a sh!t, as pee-ers would use a urinal), then go back in and take a picture of the unflushable results of their visit. The resulting photos then went into an album. If this wasn't :uhoh: enough, the pictures were all captioned w/ a physical description of the sh!tter/ location/ date. E.g. "Large Indian man, St. Pancras Station, 26/0312", or "West Ham Supporter, Drayton Arms, 15/10/09"
     
  17. NORE

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    FTFY
     
  18. yjeezle

    yjeezle Well-Known Member

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    that is serial killer creepy
     
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  20. patrickBOOTH

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    Interesting hobby. Not bad, not bad.
     

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