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What do you do when your wife/GF is away?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GusW, Jan 13, 2011.

  1. Stu

    Stu Well-Known Member

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    Marrying a woman who doesn't like Indian food is kind of a fail.

    buttsechs, the great equalizer.
     
  2. philosophe

    philosophe Well-Known Member

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    I do pretty much the same thing as when she's here, I just don't have my usual partner in crime with me to enjoy things.

    Mostly this for me, too. Sometimes I catch up on work or household stuff.

    Great posts, RSS.
     
  3. acidboy

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    ^ If you adopted me, I'd take you clubbing.

    [​IMG]
     
  4. DrMoBueno

    DrMoBueno Well-Known Member

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    Marriage, a young man's folly and an old man's comfort.

    I don't have to look over my shoulder every now and again to make sure the coast is clear when I'm on the phone or on the internet.

    Post-it to remind myself to reset the browser and clean the cache, because...

    The worst I've ever experienced [second-hand] was when a friend's wife came back home, went on the computer, and the recent google searches were all for area strip clubs. We didn't even go, we pussed out, not that she believed it.
     
  5. NORE

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    Marriage, a young man's folly and an old man's comfort.

    I don't have to look over my shoulder every now and again to make sure the coast is clear when I'm on the phone or on the internet.

    Post-it to remind myself to reset the browser and clean the cache, because...

    The worst I've ever experienced [second-hand] was when a friend's wife came back home, went on the computer, and the recent google searches were all for area strip clubs. We didn't even go, we pussed out, not that she believed it.


    tools>internet options>clear browsing history every time Firefox closes>save.
     
  6. spb_lady

    spb_lady Well-Known Member

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    The worst I've ever experienced [second-hand] was when a friend's wife came back home, went on the computer, and the recent google searches were all for area strip clubs. We didn't even go, we pussed out, not that she believed it.

    never understood why do some guys marry this kind of girls at all... checking history of google searches? wtf?! [​IMG]
     
  7. NORE

    NORE Well-Known Member

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    never understood why do some guys marry this kind of girls at all... checking history of google searches? wtf?! [​IMG]

    It pops up automatically if you type in a letter or two. Perhaps it was unintentional, but my wife would have been mad she didn't get to go...
     
  8. deadly7

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    Marriage, a young man's folly and an old man's comfort.

    I don't have to look over my shoulder every now and again to make sure the coast is clear when I'm on the phone or on the internet.

    Post-it to remind myself to reset the browser and clean the cache, because...

    The worst I've ever experienced [second-hand] was when a friend's wife came back home, went on the computer, and the recent google searches were all for area strip clubs. We didn't even go, we pussed out, not that she believed it.

    So, you dated a psycho bitch that cares abuot every little detail of your life, but it's every woman's fault. Find one that isn't twelve.

    Also, Firefox -> Tools -> Private Browsing

    never understood why do some guys marry this kind of girls at all... checking history of google searches? wtf?! [​IMG]
    People are idiots.

    It pops up automatically if you type in a letter or two. Perhaps it was unintentional, but my wife would have been mad she didn't get to go...
    You can also disable saved searches, which any smart person did the day they got a computer.
     
  9. acidboy

    acidboy Well-Known Member

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    The worst I've ever experienced [second-hand] was when a friend's wife came back home, went on the computer, and the recent google searches were all for area strip clubs. We didn't even go, we pussed out, not that she believed it.

    chrome --> new incognito window
     
  10. Geoff Gander

    Geoff Gander Well-Known Member

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    +1000000.

    +1,000,000,000

    Teh rulz grind you down...
     
  11. Geoff Gander

    Geoff Gander Well-Known Member

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    There's a saying: A woman marries a man expecting that he will change and he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting she won't change and she does.

    Heard that one too - so true.
     
  12. Mr. White

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    when the wife's away.. spend time w/ the gf
    when the gf's away.. spend time w/ the wife


    Yes of course. It's necessary to have at least two if not three women. When one is PMS or on the rag, there's always another to peg into. Keeps me calm and pleasant toward them all.

    Always pick a wife who's much younger so you can peg her mother. Divide and conquer, I always say.
     
  13. cold war painter

    cold war painter Well-Known Member

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    Your wife or GF is out of town for a few days. What do you do that is different than when she is around?

    Pray she returns before I kill again.
     
  14. Dean Keaton

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    tools>internet options>clear browsing history every time Firefox closes>save.
    +1 I use Chrome for a regular browser, and for watching porn I use Firefox - history gets deleted every time I close it. Works flawlessly for me.
     
  15. GusW

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    Pray she returns before I kill again.

    So, how is that working for you?
     
  16. Master-Classter

    Master-Classter Well-Known Member

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    I buy $10,000 worth of clothes and then rent a storage locker before she gets back.
     
  17. GSquared

    GSquared Well-Known Member

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    well, it's not all roses. i am lost because there is no one to fight with or demand sex and food from

    Reading this on the bus and actually laughed out loud. Got a few weird looks.
     
  18. cold war painter

    cold war painter Well-Known Member

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    So, how is that working for you?

    [​IMG]

    Now that you've called my bluff, I don't have the chops to riff on that any further.

    What actually happens is that I read instead of watching TV, and cook things I like to eat that she doesn't. All pretty boring really.
     
  19. CrazyJew

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    I buy $10,000 worth of clothes and then rent a storage locker before she gets back.

    LOL i see what you did thar

    Srsly though, my girl used to travel a lot while she was a nanny for a rich traveling family, until she quit that job. Usually it was for anywhere between two to four weeks. Pretty much every night I would be at the bar getting completely, utterly sloshed and then passing out in some friend's living room. Never would consider affairs though. I'm too loyal.
     
  20. whiteslashasian

    whiteslashasian Well-Known Member

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    GF was recently gone for a few days. Got some projects around the apartment finished, though I realized I need her input on some others.

    I also played an inordinate amount of video games and ordered Chinese food; though the latter isn't out of the norm since we order out a few times a month.

    I was going to do the laundry but couldn't find where she has hidden our "building laundry machine card" and she couldn't remember when I inquired either.

    I didn't go to the gym, which is a stark contrast to the last time she was gone for an extended period of time and I hit the gym 6 days a week. Then again, she was previously gone for 5 weeks, the most recent was only a few days.
     

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