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Watching UK TV in the US over the internet...

Discussion in 'Entertainment, Culture, and Sports' started by whnay., Nov 28, 2012.

  1. NorCal

    NorCal Well-Known Member

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    No.
     
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  2. Hayward

    Hayward Well-Known Member

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    But b!os wants to drown us all in porn.

    You know, the Germans are obsessed with spreading porn. I remember my first big airplane trip, they had all these German magazines on board. One was called "Der Speigel", and it had porn in it. They said it was an ad for bathroom fixtures, but there was a naked lady in it.

    The Germans put those magazines on our planes to get people hooked on porn. Then they send out free tickets to Berlin, where they drive you to this place over by the Olympic stadium, wher they make you get massaged by Turkish guys and dunk you in a cold pool and then they make you eat at this buffet where nobody wears anything but bath robes that are two sizes too small.
     
  3. Hayward

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    Also, I forgot to mention that when they took me to Berlin, I could see though my blindfold while in the car, and there were these ad kiosks everywhere with some bearded guy yelling "DAS IST MEIN LADEN!"

    I think maybe Germany is in cahoots with the terrorists.
     
  4. b1os

    b1os Well-Known Member

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    You seem mentally unstable. Thanks for making it clear. That actually explains a lot.
     
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  5. Hayward

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    I was traumatized by German Porn. If that makes me crazy, then so be it. You are a menace!
     
  6. Rambo

    Rambo Well-Known Member

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    I'M IN MIAMI, BITCH
    

    hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
     
  7. erictheobscure

    erictheobscure Well-Known Member

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    b1os's real name: Karl Hungus.
     
  8. whnay.

    whnay. Well-Known Member

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    Show airs tonight at 9 pm gmt on BBC2.
     
  9. idfnl

    idfnl Well-Known Member

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    You two are hilarious.
     
  10. Hayward

    Hayward Well-Known Member

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    German Hamster Porn. The Threat is Real.
     
  11. Hayward

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  12. b1os

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    I don't get it?
     
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  13. Hayward

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    How can you not get it? He's all over Germany. Bin Laden! He keeps yelling "DAS IST BIN LADEN!"
     
  14. Hayward

    Hayward Well-Known Member

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    Here again, Bin Laden hiding among the flat screen televisions.

    And what are flatscreens best used for? PORN, OF COURSE!

    And then the war cry DAS IST BIN LADEN!

     

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