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:uhoh: Disgusting workplace behaviors.

Discussion in 'Business, Careers & Education' started by Eason, Mar 15, 2011.

  1. gort

    gort Well-Known Member

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    I think my Uncle got gout once from eating too much tofu.
     
  2. Concordia

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    Yup it was in China. Should I mention the nationality and religion of the transgressor? [​IMG]

    The only Belgian joke I know is about the guy who drops a nickel into the urinal while peeing. His response? Drop two dimes in. After all, there's no point in getting your hands dirty to pull out only 5 cents...
     
  3. aphextwin07

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    haha. i notice a lot of people in the restrooms here will grab paper towels from the machine BEFORE washing their hands, like thanks... assholes. then there's the usual walking out without washing which I see just about every day.

    What's worse though is the crazy guy on our floor who talks to himself in the bathrooms/stalls and narrates your every action in whispers as you're taking a leak. it's really fucking sick and awkward and i'm not sure what type of disorder he has but he needs help. he wears terry richardson uncle-rapist style glasses too so i know his craziness is probably compounded in some way. good thing there's another bathroom down the hall...
     
  4. aphextwin07

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    oh, and people who eat disgusting fucking fish that smells like stale tuna at their desk and smell up the ENTIRE floor with that shit... gross.
     
  5. sho'nuff

    sho'nuff Well-Known Member

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    i always try to be courteous in the public restrooms. even if i have to use a toilet to urinate, i would wipe down the seat if i accidentally splattered any. of course i would make sure no one would be sitting next to my stall or i would be more careful.

    there's this one guy on our floor from a different company who always leaves his used paper towels crumbled up on the sink area. the trash bin is right behind it. why not just toss it there? why does he have to leave it at the sink area where im trying to use the faucet?

    doesnt make sense to me why anyone would do anything like this because they know someone would clean up after them. if i find that guy i will voice my irritation towards him.
     
  6. HitMan009

    HitMan009 Well-Known Member

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    Boogers are usual decorations along the walls above the urinals at work.

    WTF? Do you work in the same building I work in?
     
  7. JayJay

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    There are a couple of people where I work who I refuse to have lunch with. They eat with their mouths wide open and have food all over their faces. These are guys who are not at my level, and therefore easy for me to avoid. Pigs.
     
  8. mink31

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    A classmate of mine has a tendency to use what must amount to a mile of toilet paper every time he shits. One time, I was in the stall next to him and I counted no less than 20 times that he would unroll and tear, until I felt too uncomfortable just sitting there and had get to GTFO. (All the while, he continued his ritual.)

    Recently, I realized that he uses all that TP to cushion his porcelain throne--wrapping it like a mummy and leaving the janitor to clean the soggy mess up every day.

    Perhaps the worst part is that he happens to be one of my good buddies...
     
  9. imageWIS

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    Remember, only consume mid-stream. [​IMG]

    [​IMG] Very well played.
     
  10. Anthony K

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    I have a co-worker who doesn't flush the urinal and won't wash his hands afterwards. Even when somebody is in there. He also doesn't close the stall door when he is dropping a duece. And I should know, I've accidently started to walk into use that stall twice and caught him there handling his business. The first time it happened, his response was, "sorry, I guess I should've shut the door." Ya think? Ever since then, I usually avoid that bathroom altogether and if I do go in, I look down towards the floor to see if I see feet in an open stall.
     
  11. Eason

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    The guy that sits next to me eats disgusting chinese food everyday and the smell is toxic. He also eats it SO fast that at least 2 times every lunch he starts coughing/choking and almost pukes.

    He eats room temperature canned corn for breakfast at 9am directly from the can.

    He's constantly coughing to the point where my boss has started referring to him as "tuberculosis".

    He gets super hungover and pukes all over the bathroom every 6 months or so.

    He constantly talks with his mouth full. He'll actually strike up a conversation and while he's still saying his opening line he'll fill his mouth full of shit and continue speaking.

    He eats about 6 of those Jamie Lee Curtis endorsed yogurts a day, the ones that make you shit. Probably needs them from all the fried chinese food he eats.

    He yells into his phone in chinese from 9am to about 11am straight, or whenever his buddies in china go to bed for the night.

    He has had gout 3 times in the last 2 years. Healthy eating habits again.

    This dude is probably the worst human being I've ever met really.


    I was going to say that he must be either Korean or Chinese.

    My office mate has this sinus thing, he will snort three times every 15 seconds or so in quick succession. He slurps his lunch, which he always eats alone in the office, while breathing out of his mouth. I always keep my headphones in while in my office so I don't go crazy. He refuses to let the office door be left open because he says the noise bothers him like an "echo chamber", so every time I open the door to come in, I'm hit by a blast of stale, Chinese-foody air. I can't wait for this term to finish.

    urophagia?

    You're a veritable encyclopedia of medical malady.
     
  12. thekunk07

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    guy i used to work with drank 11 coffees a day, no food or water and smoked non stop. worst breath possible.

    also people who eat kimchi in the office
     
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    guy i used to work with drank 11 coffees a day, no food or water and smoked non stop. worst breath possible.

    also people who eat kimchi in the office


    don't hate on the chi man....
     
  14. Davidko19

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    1. This turtle lookin dude shits SO LOUD it echos down the hall. Everyone hears it and its sooo gross. I should put a sign up. 2. One guy used to take papertowels before he peed, pee, then throw it away and wash his hands. No idea what that was about. So I guess I'll be the first to step up to my sins: 1. I only flush my pee if it REALLY stinks. Its just pee, I dont get it. I actually had someone at an old job put up a sign "Either your mother didnt teach or you just have no manners, but flush the urinal everytime you use it." LOL. There was only like 10 of us there and I was the new guy so they knew it was me. [​IMG] 2. The other day I crapped so large in the toilet at work it clogged it up. I tried to do what I can but it wasnt going down. I came back again an hour later and it had that drained and dried the poop & crusted to the bowl. I tried flushing again and it was still clogged. Gone the next morning [​IMG]
     
  15. yerfdog

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    What's worse though is the crazy guy on our floor who talks to himself in the bathrooms/stalls and narrates your every action in whispers as you're taking a leak. it's really fucking sick and awkward and i'm not sure what type of disorder he has but he needs help. he wears terry richardson uncle-rapist style glasses too so i know his craziness is probably compounded in some way. good thing there's another bathroom down the hall...


    LMAO
     
  16. JohnGalt

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    He's constantly coughing to the point where my boss has started referring to him as "tuberculosis".

    i lol'd
     
  17. sofaking9000

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    Ahh yea get ready! I worked at dominos once, for two weeks... One day I went to work, it was morning around 8 AM. The guy there was my senior and lets just say he was an "Urban Youth". The guy has tattoos on his face, unclipped nails, is wearing the same workpants for the last 5 days and his breath smells of alcohol and in general he smells like a rotting turd. Some douchebag orders pizza for breakfast and my senior has to go take a shit, this is where it gets good. Every morning, I have to go near the bathroom and take a car sign. I walk in the bathroom to blow my nose and I notice, no tissues/papertowels/toilet paper. I go to my car and get a tissue. When I get back, my senior is in the bathroom taking a shit. He comes back out and when the other guy comes to pay for his pizza. My senior puts his finger in his shirt and uses it to touch the computer screen to finalize his order. I quit work that day [​IMG]
     
  18. watchcollector2454

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    [​IMG]

    I just saw this in the bathroom and my face was literally [​IMG] for the next couple minutes:
    I walk into the bathroom to take a leak and I see one of the math professors standing in front of the urinal. Normally I'd have gone over and used the urinal, but it seemed like he was busy with something so I veered towards a stall. As I pass by, I see him reach forward into the urinal, and scoop something up with his hand. I have no idea what it was, or why, but he did it slowly, with purpose. I also know that I heard him make a quick sucking noise a few seconds later with his mouth. And before he left, there was no sound of running water.

    [​IMG]

    This guy has always seemed weird to me, but now I know. I will never, ever shake his hand.


    can't comment on the washing hands bit but regarding his unusual urinating habits, he could have prostate problems.

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  19. otc

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    1. I only flush my pee if it REALLY stinks. Its just pee, I dont get it. I actually had someone at an old job put up a sign "Either your mother didnt teach or you just have no manners, but flush the urinal everytime you use it."
    I often forget to flush our urinals since I am so used to automatic ones. Also, I generally subscribe to the "if it's yellow, let it mellow; brown, flush it down" theory. No sense in wasting water to flush some sterile liquid. Someone in the office seems to be really good at dribbling on the floor which is nasty...I don't want to soak that shit up with my shoes. I I did consider putting a sign in front of our urinals saying
    LOOK CLOSELY If you can read this, you aren't the jackass who is pissing on the floor
     
  20. sonick

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    Related to this, my boss sent out this nasty email to the company a few days ago... Apparently he got a few replies from people finger-pointing who the main culprit is ahahaha. Text decoration added to reflect original email
     

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