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Two and a Half Men cancelled...

Discussion in 'Entertainment, Culture, and Sports' started by sonick, Feb 25, 2011.

  1. acidboy

    acidboy Well-Known Member

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    You make me laugh. And creep me out. And I suspect you really, really, really creep Jennifer Love Hewitt out.

    jennifer love hewitt? oh, you mean JLH, the actress who is often misunderstood where she is much better than she is perceived to be.
     
  2. tagutcow

    tagutcow Well-Known Member

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    Holy shit, I think we'll be quoting this stuff for years to come! Pure gold!

    "I wish [Chuck Lorre] nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon. Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words "” imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists."

    "Newsflash, I'm special. The only thing I'm addicted to right now is winning."

    "I was shackled and oppressed by the cult of AA for 22 years, I finally extracted myself from their troll hole and started living my life the way I want to live it. "

    "There's a new sheriff, and he has an army of assassins. My motto now is either you love or you hate and you must do so violently. I don't live in the middle anymore. That's where you get embarrassed. If you love with violence and you hate with violence there is nothing that can be questioned."

    "A turd [and a] clown. [I embarrassed him] in front of his children and the world by healing at a pace that his un-evolved mind cannot process."

    "I'm not Thomas Jefferson. He was a pussy!"
     
  3. DrMoBueno

    DrMoBueno Well-Known Member

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    Thanks, Charlie Sheen.

    Now I know what a crack pipe would say if it could talk.
     
  4. tagutcow

    tagutcow Well-Known Member

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    Anyone else thinks he sounds like Mickey in "Natural Born Killers"? [​IMG]
     
  5. frenchy

    frenchy Well-Known Member

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    Holy shit, I think we'll be quoting this stuff for years to come! Pure gold!

    "I wish [Chuck Lorre] nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon. Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words "” imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists."

    "Newsflash, I'm special. The only thing I'm addicted to right now is winning."

    "I was shackled and oppressed by the cult of AA for 22 years, I finally extracted myself from their troll hole and started living my life the way I want to live it. "

    "There's a new sheriff, and he has an army of assassins. My motto now is either you love or you hate and you must do so violently. I don't live in the middle anymore. That's where you get embarrassed. If you love with violence and you hate with violence there is nothing that can be questioned."

    "A turd [and a] clown. [I embarrassed him] in front of his children and the world by healing at a pace that his un-evolved mind cannot process."

    "I'm not Thomas Jefferson. He was a pussy!"


    Charlie Sheen is the Ghadaffi of Tv celebrity.
    you know what,some of what he is saying actually makes sense to me[​IMG]
    especially this gem "I don't live in the middle anymore. That's where you get embarrassed."
     
  6. boogaboogabooga

    boogaboogabooga Well-Known Member

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    Holy shit, I think we'll be quoting this stuff for years to come! Pure gold!

    "I wish [Chuck Lorre] nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon. Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words "” imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists."

    "Newsflash, I'm special. The only thing I'm addicted to right now is winning."

    "I was shackled and oppressed by the cult of AA for 22 years, I finally extracted myself from their troll hole and started living my life the way I want to live it. "

    "There's a new sheriff, and he has an army of assassins. My motto now is either you love or you hate and you must do so violently. I don't live in the middle anymore. That's where you get embarrassed. If you love with violence and you hate with violence there is nothing that can be questioned."

    "A turd [and a] clown. [I embarrassed him] in front of his children and the world by healing at a pace that his un-evolved mind cannot process."

    "I'm not Thomas Jefferson. He was a pussy!"


    It's like narcissism and cocaine induced mania combined. It's perfect.
     
  7. Bill Smith

    Bill Smith Well-Known Member

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    Charlie Sheen is the Ghadaffi of Tv celebrity.
    you know what,some of what he is saying actually makes sense to me[​IMG]
    especially this gem "I don't live in the middle anymore. That's where you get embarrassed."


    Very true now if only Charlie adapted some of Ghadaffi's fashions, along with the cadre of female body guards.
     
  8. Thomas

    Thomas Well-Known Member

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    Holy shit, I think we'll be quoting this stuff for years to come! Pure gold!

    "I wish [Chuck Lorre] nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon. Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words "” imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists."

    "Newsflash, I'm special. The only thing I'm addicted to right now is winning."

    "I was shackled and oppressed by the cult of AA for 22 years, I finally extracted myself from their troll hole and started living my life the way I want to live it. "

    "There's a new sheriff, and he has an army of assassins. My motto now is either you love or you hate and you must do so violently. I don't live in the middle anymore. That's where you get embarrassed. If you love with violence and you hate with violence there is nothing that can be questioned."

    "A turd [and a] clown. [I embarrassed him] in front of his children and the world by healing at a pace that his un-evolved mind cannot process."

    "I'm not Thomas Jefferson. He was a pussy!"


    If the show was written this way, I would watch it.
     
  9. munchausen

    munchausen Well-Known Member

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    You forgot my favorite

    "Most of the time, and this includes naps, I'm an F-18 bro!"
     
  10. DerekS

    DerekS Well-Known Member

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    sheen will be the stuff of legend long after he bangs his last porn star and sniffs his last key

    [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  11. StephenHero

    StephenHero Well-Known Member

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    Spinoff: One and a Half Men ?
     
  12. GSquared

    GSquared Well-Known Member

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    That show sucks either way.

    I'm a Charlie Sheen fan and don't care what he does in his personal life, but really think that show is worthless tv.
     
  13. Neo_Version 7

    Neo_Version 7 Well-Known Member

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    You guys messed with a warlock.
     
  14. trd6478

    trd6478 Well-Known Member

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    he isnt bipolar, hes bi-winning
     
  15. Neo_Version 7

    Neo_Version 7 Well-Known Member

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    Don't be worried. Celebrate this movement.
     
  16. Bill Smith

    Bill Smith Well-Known Member

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    Don't be worried. Celebrate this movement.

    Agreed, another shitty sitcom bites the dust.
     
  17. embowafa

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    You guys messed with a warlock.

    [​IMG]
     
  18. Neo_Version 7

    Neo_Version 7 Well-Known Member

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    ^ He is grandiose because he lives a grandiose life.
     
  19. L.R.

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    ^ He is deranged because he lives a deranged life.

    ftfy!
     
  20. embowafa

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