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Things your dumb friends post on facebook

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by musicguy, May 10, 2011.

  1. HelloIDistance

    HelloIDistance Well-Known Member

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    Had someone my list who just used Facebook as a platform to preach. Yes, preaching, over Facebook. Some examples include status updates on how masturbation was literally evoking demons into your life, how he joined the military, and his constant needs for a date/to find a woman.

    Sounds like a great friend. I wanna be his friend too.
     
  2. acidboy

    acidboy Well-Known Member

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    FB is a strange place. Today, a friend of a friend of a friend tagged my friend in a photo album that included this picture of a SF member who I do not know, but have seen on here before. Strange and small world.

    [​IMG]


    thats tibor right? looks like he's gonna get some!
     
  3. Prada_Ferragamo

    Prada_Ferragamo Well-Known Member

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    Yeah that's Tibor

    Today
    Girl: in pain
    Friend one: why?
    Friend two: eat more food
    Friend three: what's wrong?
    Girl: on my period.

    Way to much info.
     
  4. summerdaze

    summerdaze Well-Known Member

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    when people use hashtags in their status updates, that aren't linked through twitter.

    "#.....bullshit"
    "..hey dude you have a twitter"
    "nah cuzz, twitter sucks"

    [​IMG]

    also Hipinion has a wicked thread on Facebook disasters

    http://forums.hipinion.com/viewtopic...530&start=7770
     
  5. mike868y

    mike868y Well-Known Member

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    "if the kardashians were white girls everyone would call them fat."
     
  6. DerekS

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    theres one particular girl on my FB that i keep just to laugh at her annoying posts. Lame single mother motivational "ill find a real man" bullshit. gah.
     
  7. dcg

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    "Who wants to ride the skin boat to Tuna Town?"
     
  8. in stitches

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    thats tibor right? looks like he's gonna get some!

    it is tibor all right, i dont recognize his face but the hat is unmistakable.
     
  9. MrG

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    A friend recently posted:

    I thought he was kidding, and I made a joke about not believing in evolution. Turns out he was serious...
     
  10. APK

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    Yeah that's Tibor

    Today
    Girl: in pain
    Friend one: why?
    Friend two: eat more food
    Friend three: what's wrong?
    Girl: on my period.

    Way to much info.


    I'm friends with a girl who makes not-so-subtle updates for this every month.
     
  11. sonlegoman

    sonlegoman Well-Known Member

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    A stupid high school female friend (whom I've since unfriended) made the stupidest status posts. One of them that I remember so much is:

    "Gerald Butler is so hot".

    Then another of her friends wrote "his name is Gerard Butler. I don't think he'd be hot if his name was Gerald." The original girl then wrote "are you sure? I always thought it was Gerald Butler."

    I had a good laugh. I think this was the final straw before I unfriended her.
     
  12. suited

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    A girl I went to HS with commented on someone's picture of strawberries. "If those aren't organic you're eating tons of pesticides". She's one of those experts that's been following nutrition for the past week after seeing Food Inc, and 60lbs overweight.
     
  13. origenesprit

    origenesprit Well-Known Member

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    A girl I went to HS with commented on someone's picture of strawberries. "If those aren't organic you're eating tons of pesticides". She's one of those experts that's been following nutrition for the past week after seeing Food Inc, and 60lbs overweight.

    [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  14. Gene Parmesan

    Gene Parmesan Active Member

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    Oh f**k off.
     
  15. Tibor

    Tibor Well-Known Member

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    Oh f**k off.

    Haha That was my initial reaction when I saw that quote by Monroe.
     
  16. BlackToothedGrin

    BlackToothedGrin Well-Known Member

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    A girl I went to HS with commented on someone's picture of strawberries. "If those aren't organic you're eating tons of pesticides". She's one of those experts that's been following nutrition for the past week after seeing Food Inc, and 60lbs overweight.

    I would have never guessed nosu was a girl
     
  17. WorkingClassDude

    WorkingClassDude Well-Known Member

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    "I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. "

    As for this shit, it's someone else's quote. I saw a girl from work post this several months ago. So I think girls see this quote somewhere, think 'hmm, omg that's so true!' and then think it's alright to say. No. If you are nuts, why would I want to handle you at all?? I'm sure it was originally written by some chick who thinks it's really true.
     
  18. HelloIDistance

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    "‎"F*ck first, date later" muahahahahaha ♥ girls night"
     
  19. tagutcow

    tagutcow Well-Known Member

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    This made me LOL:

    "I need to try the fake apartment fire date. It's where I show up and kick in your door like your place is on fire, then when there isn't one, I just invite myself to dinner/drinks."
     
  20. suited

    suited Well-Known Member

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    Not friends, but went to the same high school. An entire album of "professionally" taken photographs that remind me of bad senior pictures. Lots of shots by rusty metal staircases, against brick walls, and other similar settings. I like how they paid money to have someone photograph them in football jerseys. [​IMG]
     

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