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Things your dumb friends post on facebook

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by musicguy, May 10, 2011.

  1. lasbar

    lasbar Well-Known Member

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    Must be approaching 30 stones...
     
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  2. Stazy

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    Nope. She above average in terms of attractiveness. Probably wears a little too much make up but that's fixable. She's just a devout Christian who is apparently waiting for her Boaz. lol
     
  3. lasbar

    lasbar Well-Known Member

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    Devout religious women are always bad news...

    They also want big families..
     
  4. dune

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    Or she doesn't count anal?
     
  5. in stitches

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    if most SF'ers counted anal we'd have a lot less virgins around here.
     
  6. CouttsClient

    CouttsClient Well-Known Member

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    :lol:
     
  7. dune

    dune Well-Known Member

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    Meh, it would just take a couple of years off the age at which I lost my virginity.
     
  8. oneeightyseven

    oneeightyseven Well-Known Member

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    he meant receiving it anally.....
     
  9. dune

    dune Well-Known Member

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    Yes, I know.
     
  10. in stitches

    in stitches Well-Known Member

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    yeah you do. :nodding:

    :)
     
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  11. Pieceofsand

    Pieceofsand Well-Known Member

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    anal orgy in here :slayer:
     
  12. oneeightyseven

    oneeightyseven Well-Known Member

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    [​IMG]
     
  13. tagutcow

    tagutcow Well-Known Member

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    I have to say, IS, for all the flak you get, this was a perfectly executed punch line. Bravo.


     
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  14. in stitches

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    why thank you, it does happen once in a while. you noted the last one as well. it involved a squirell or a chipmunk if you recall.
     
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    tagutcow Well-Known Member

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    If I wanted to be a grammar didact, I'd note that "virgins" is a countable noun, so you should technically say "far fewer virgins," but even that wouldn't have the wham-bam-boom comedic rhythm of what you wrote. Really, to gaze upon it is to gaze upon perfection. I weep.
     
  16. bbaquiran

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    FACEBOOK JUST RELEASED THEIR PRICE GRID FOR MEMBERSHIP. $9.99 PER MONTH FOR GOLD MEMBER SERVICES, $6.99 PER MONTH FOR SILVER MEMBER SERVICES, $3.99 PER MONTH FOR BRONZE MEMBER SERVICES, FREE IF YOU COPY AND PASTE THIS MESSAGE BEFORE MIDNIGHT TONIGHT. WHEN YOU SIGN ON TOMORROW MORNING YOU WILL BE PROMPTED FOR PAYMENT INFO...IT IS OFFICIAL IT WAS EVEN ON THE NEWS. FACEBOOK WILL START CHARGING DUE TO THE NEW PROFILE CHANGES. IF YOU COPY THIS ON YOUR WALL YOUR ICON WILL TURN BLUE AND FACEBOOK WILL BE FREE FOR YOU. PLEASE PASS THIS MESSAGE ON IF NOT YOUR ACCOUNT WILL BE DELETED IF YOU DO NOT PAY.
     
  17. tagutcow

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    ^^^ Needs a dead girl.
     
  18. acidboy

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    got some fb friends posting this too. I weep for these dumbasses that post this- they will probably lose all their money one day to a con artist.

    also, the stupid people who keep posting the "japan earthquake mother" story- how hard can it be to check your facts???!!!!:

    fuck you asswipe.
     
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  19. tagutcow

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    Why do you hate a mother's love so much?
     
  20. acidboy

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    don't be ridiculous. I loved west's mom too!
     

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