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things that are making you happy

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by globetrotter, Feb 14, 2008.

  1. HRoi

    HRoi Well-Known Member

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    I totally missed that the length axis was expressed in cm. I thought it was inches and was like, WTF, I'm only 50th percentile??!
     
  2. GreenFrog

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    Until the average length is determined to be 3.5" erect, I will not be happy with those results.

    Measure again!
     
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  3. HRoi

    HRoi Well-Known Member

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    Maybe we can do another study where we only survey greenfrogs
     
  4. otc

    otc Well-Known Member

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    This is based on 3 other studies, but is reported in inches:

    [​IMG]
     
  5. otc

    otc Well-Known Member

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    And remember to compress the fat pad! that will buy you some extra length (and is the official measuring technique).
     
  6. HRoi

    HRoi Well-Known Member

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    Btw, was this study based on self reported data? Because we'd need to factor in the men-are-lying-fucks effect

    Edit - re: piob's chart. I can see the methodology on otc's. Kudos to all you guys that spend your entire workday researching dicks on the Internet
     
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  7. otc

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    Nah, I think that is why these recent studies are significant.

    They are based on researcher measurements. I think the "stretched length" line on piob's chart actually uses a bunch of measurements taken by urologists on patients under anesthesia where they literally just stretch your dick out and measure it while you are sleeping.
     
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    I knew there was a reason I always feel so dirty when waking up from anesthesia.
     
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  9. HRoi

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    Let's all enjoy the mental image of what these medical personnel do while you are sleeping in order to take the erect measurement
     
  10. ethanm

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    Little bit of tobasco on a stirring rod in the butt?
     
  11. edinatlanta

    edinatlanta Well-Known Member

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    they averages are skewed cause they's so many orientals in the world.

    The board committee loves me. I'm going to fucking chair that shit in three years max
     
  12. L'Incandescent

    L'Incandescent Well-Known Member

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    I just had a annual review of job performance of which was rated "absurdly good."
     
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  13. ethanm

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    As in it gave your reviewer an existential crisis?
     
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  14. edinatlanta

    edinatlanta Well-Known Member

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    Linny Canessence,

    I found out Billy Milner, (the leading forgotten great of the St. Louis Rams) went to my high school.

    Don't let the fires of theological difference tear us asunder, we are more united than your idiotic Dutch Calvinism wants you to think.
     
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    just discovered that my building mailroom is all cozy with the major shipping companies, and overnighting a 12" by 12" 5 lb box from NY to Los Angeles will cost me ... $7
     
  16. GreenFrog

    GreenFrog Well-Known Member

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    May only cost $7 in monetary terms but it's gonna cost you when he asks you to get cozy with his cawk.. err, package.
     
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  17. otc

    otc Well-Known Member

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    Opening bonus letters is always such an odd experience. Feels funny that the contents of a single envelope should dictate so much of one's annual compensation...and also kind of sad that it doesn't contain a paper check.

    But anyways, I got promoted, so I get to add a new word to my title.
     
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  18. HRoi

    HRoi Well-Known Member

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    You don't know how much your bonus is before you open the letter?
     
  19. GreenFrog

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    Damn brah, you on dat dere Partner track! Congrats!
     
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  20. lawyerdad

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    Congrats, OTC.

    So we need to add "Senior" now?
    [​IMG]
     
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